Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two police detectives who must stop the ruthless activities of the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An obese woman recently released from an insane asylum kills anyone who attempts to get her to stop eating.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An elite black ops team battles for survival against an indestructible force of zombie ninjas. REVIEW: Out of all the movies in this latest batch I’ve had to review, this one I had the highest hopes for. With a name like Ninja Zombies vs. Black Ops, I was expecting something that’d be a fairly tongue in …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Students encounter a haunted shark tooth. REVIEW: I’m surprised that it took this long before I ended up reviewing one of David DeCoteau’s films. The man has been pumping out B movies since 1984, and usually had more than one film release each year. Prolific may not be a strong enough word for him, since he’s …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A cursed survivor of killings at the Amityville House brings evil to a small island where bizarre genetic experiments are carried out on humans and animals in a secret women’s prison. REVIEW: I must have been a naughty boy, because this last batch of movies feels like the equivalent of getting coal in my stocking. I …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Seeking revenge, officer Angel Wolfe, her Native American friend Whitestar, and outlaw Heather infiltrate a fortified island where an undead wizard and his evil cult force captured women to take part in gladiatorial tournaments. REVIEW: After sitting through the stupid fun of Slave Girls Beyond Infinity, the dullness of The Devil Came from Akasava, I came …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Dr. Bernard Adrian is a kindly mad scientist who seeks to cure a young woman’s polio. He needs spinal fluid from a human to complete the formula for his experimental serum. Meanwhile, a vicious circus ape has broken out of its cage, and is terrorizing towns people. REVIEW: After having to suffer through Bela Lugosi Meets …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Attendees of a marriage boot camp on a remote island have to fight a 6-headed shark that attacks the beach. REVIEW: When assigned movies to review, I usually have a hard time deciding where to begin. With the fact that most of the films I end up reviewing end up being endurance tests of my will …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A biker gang visits a monastery where they encounter black-robed monks engaged in worshipping Satan. When the monks try to persuade one of the female bikers, Helen, to become a satanic sacrifice the bikers smash up the monastery and leave. The monks have the last laugh, though, as Helen, as a result of the satanic rituals, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the final days of World War II, a secret experiment to weaponize sharks is shut down and destroyed by the Third Reich. But now 60 years later, a small ocean town is plagued by a bloodthirsty, mysterious creature, one built and reanimated using parts of the greatest killers to ever inhabit in the sea – …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After wandering a ruined city for years in search of food and shelter, two siblings find their way into one of the last remaining buildings. Inside, they find a man who will make them a dangerous offer to survive the outside world. REVIEW: I usually don’t discuss political events in my reviews, mainly because that’s not …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A mineral is discovered which can turn metal to gold or humans into zombies. When the mineral is stolen, secret agents are sent in to get the mineral back! REVIEW: The first time I tried to watch The Devil Came from Akasava, it was entirely in German without any English subtitles. This led to some confusion …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Lovely and resourceful Daria and Tisa escape a space gulag only to crash land on a nearby world where a guy in tight pants named Zed is playing The Most Dangerous Game. Zed turns the girls and another guest loose in his jungle preserve to serve as the prey in a mad hunt. Armed only with …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Genetically mutated bats escape and it’s up to a bat expert and the local sheriff to stop them. REVIEW: Today’s movie brings us back to the late ‘90s, where a bunch of films hit the cinemas centering on killer animals. Sometimes these animals were genetically altered by scientists, making them smarter and more aggressive (Deep Blue …