THE BEST HORROR FILMS OF 2013
“Either way, it’s going to be one hell of a ride.” – Gravity, dir. Alfonso Cauron
“Want to play a game of hide and clap?” – The Conjuring, dir. James Wan
SYNOPSIS: Barry Montenegro, a ruthless, cynical, politically incorrect, and quite possibly sociopathic Hollywood actor becomes the prime suspect when a series of brutal murders rocks his latest production. REVIEW: Barry, Barry, Barry…so many troubles you have! The Barry of the title is a self absorbed, out, but not too flaming gay actor whose multiple brushes with the law and party hardy, irresponsible lifestyle has left his career struggling for breath on the beaches of Malibu. … Continue reading
SYNOPSIS: After escaping from jail, The Gingerdead Man finds himself in a time machine headed for 1976. He arrives in the middle of a roller-boogie contest… but the party is just getting started for the infamous cookie killer. After taking in the sights of the beautiful roller girls, Gingerdead gets back to his old murderous ways, causing more bloody mayhem than ever before. REVIEW: Everyone’s favorite killer cookie is back – and groovier than ever! … Continue reading
SYNOPSIS: An evil alien bong crashes on earth. Its intent: world domination. Our stoner heroes are sent to the alien bong planet and held captive by nude alien beauties. Their only hope to escape and save planet earth: Eebee, the original Evil Bong.
SYNOPSIS: George’s friends have all gathered for an intervention… George’s intervention. You see, George is a zombie and George’s friends are attempting to convince George to stop eating people and to enter ‘zombie rehab’. But the intervention doesnâ€™t go quite as planned REVIEW: Can anyone even count the amount of zombie films that have been released over the past several years? I canâ€™t and I still try to watch as many as I can, even … Continue reading