The 2009 Norwegian horror/comedy film, Dead Snow, or Dod Sno, is directed by Tommy Wirkola.It centers on med students spending their spring break on a ski trip, in a cabin.
What they don’t know, is they are about to be attacked by Nazi Zombies! (It could happen)…
I love snow! I love Zombies! Heck, I love movies that vilify Nazis! Let’s get out our sleds, and go downhill with:
12 Dead Snow Jokes!
1.what movie is about credit card collection agency Nazis, in a snowy setting?
2.What do you get, if you cross a Barney Rubble neighbor, and a Norwegian horror flick?
3.If the last letter of the Canadian alphabet was in the snow, chasing med students, you’d call it:
4.If the lead singer from Poison, was attacking those that ventured into his snow filled region.You could refer to it as:
5.Speaking of snow filled regions;which movie has more snow?
“Dead Snow” or “Scarface”?
6.If a zombiefied Kevin Federline, was attacking the med students, is it called:
7. What natural coughdrop, do rigormortis filled Nazi Zombies use?
“Rigorla”! ! !
8.If The head of the Beverly Hillbillies family, the Clampetts, was hunting Nazi Zombies in a horrorfilm, it would be called:
9.If the “Madman form Michigan”, was running around snow filled mountains, chasing Zombies, and singing Wango Tango, in a horrorfilm.You’d probably title it:
10.With the premise being medical students taking spring break in the snow filled mountains.You could call this horrorfilm:
11.What film has bridezillas running after Nazi Zombies in the snow?
Well, there’s 12 bad jokes about “Dead Snow”, a fun horrorfilm! We piled it on like an “avalanche”.I mean, you got to be able to “bank”on getting the “drift”, and not “flake”.(ugh that was bad).
Remember, there’s a bad joke just waiting to be written!