Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Director Noboru Iguchi and gore master Yoshihiro Nishimura team up for this hyper-violent and hilariously grotesque depiction of a very angry army of butt sword-wielding geisha robots with enough strength to embed tempura shrimp in villains’ eyes. Special effects in Iguchi’s (Machine Girl) over-the-top, feminist melodrama include chainsaw lips, blood-spouting buildings, geisha transformers, machine gun bras …

Rate This Movie REVIEW: Directed by Dakota Thomas Written by Dakota Thomas and Christian Valencia This little number is an in depth look into one of mankind’s evolutionary senses. The mighty sense I am referring to is ….confusion. I know what your thinking “confusions not a sense”. My rebuttal? It’s the only sense this makes. Feeling confused about a film …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Bound together by a desire to play “Mazes and Monsters,” Robbie and his three college classmates decide to move the board game into the local legendary cavern. REVIEW: The 1982 film Mazes and Monsters is interesting only in the sense that it is completely and utterly full of crap. An adaption of the Rona Jaffe novel …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In Gracefield, Québec, three couples looking to spend a long weekend in a luxurious cabin receive an uninvited guest after a meteorite lands nearby. REVIEW: Director: Mathieu Ratthe Writer: Mathieu Ratthe Starring: Mathieu Ratthe, Kimberly Laferriere, Victor Andres Turgeon-Trelles, Laurence Dauphinais, Alex C. Nachi, Juliette Gosselin The Gracefield Incident is a found footage alien flick from …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Who is on the other side of the window? The delirium, the paranoia and the fusion REVIEW: Written by Ramiro Giroldo and directed by Larissa Anzoategui (the Brazilian husband and wife duo that also created Red Hookers, Fatal, and Astaroth), A Janela da Outra (or The Window of the Other) is a story that treads in …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After 10 years of hiding, Stephen confronts the Salesman to whom he sold his soul, unaware that the demon has fallen in love with him. REVIEW: Written and directed by Ben larned Jamal Douglas, Thomas McNamara How does one sell their soul for material gains and then successfully decide not to hold up there end of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: 1971: Glamrock explodes all over the world and challanges the seriousness within the flowerpower generation by means of glitter and brutal music. Brian Slade, a young rockstar, inspires numerous teenage boys and girls to paint their nails and explore their own sexuality. In the end Slade destroys himself. Unable to escape the role he created for …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A private investigator is hired to track down a missing girl on the run from a mysterious Silicon Valley corporation. REVIEW: Our latest mystery/action film for review goes by the name of “Clyde Cooper“, a new release from Souvenir Films, directed by Peter Daskaloff. Usually when a movie title takes on the name of the main …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “Sirius 6B – year 2078. On a distant mining planet ravaged by a decade of war, scientists have created the perfect weapon: a blade-wielding, self-replicating race of killing devices known as Screamers designed for one purpose only – to hunt down and destroy all enemy life forms. But man’s greatest weapon has continued to evolve without …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The exchanging glances, the approach and the uncontrolled need to entrust a first kiss to a stranger. What is the worst thing that could happen? REVIEW: A woman is encouraged by her friend to go talk to the man sitting at the bar that she’s been eyeing all night. Finally she does, and soon small talk …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: This film is a no holds barred shockumentary narrated by the blogger Mike Lima about the alleged baby foetus eating scandal.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A nihilistic girl enjoys the wealth of suburbia. REVIEW: This short film Directed by Bas-Tzion Beahen features a day in the life of a girl, played by Livvy Bennett, the cute next door type that seems innocent and wholesome. A Death Story Called Girl features no dialogue in the film. The camera follows the lead on …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: ‘Cailean’ started drinking very young in an effort to forget a childhood trauma. She became a functioning alcoholic. She had a happy family and life until one day an accident in the playground took her control away. Her drinking is now destroying her and her family. Her attempts to recovery continue to fail, the last one …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The enchanted lives of a couple in a secluded forest are brutally shattered by a nightmarish hippie cult and their demon-biker henchmen, propelling a man into a spiraling, surreal rampage of vengeance. REVIEW: There are only two kinds of Nicolas Cage movies, really good ones, and really bad ones. In his lengthy, (and seriously prolific career), …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The pastor of a landmark church is the sole hold-out in a Philadelphia neighborhood earmarked for gentrification. But soon, the spirits of congregational members past begin to make their displeasure known. Who are the righteous among them? REVIEW: Some horror films provide a nice and slow buildup, and that’s fine providing the story is original and …