Film Review: Sharknado (2013)

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SYNOPSIS: When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air. REVIEW: Syfy channel has a way of bringing up the quirky and absurd, though in this case you should be thanking the masterminds “The Asylum” for another helping of sharky nonsense. Yep… they raised the bar with 2009’s “Mega Shark vs Giant … Continue reading

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Film Review: Bait (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: Josh and his fiancĂ© Tina are planning on moving away to Singapore after their marriage. When a freak shark attack kills Tina’s brother, Josh is plagued with guilt over not saving his life and his relationship with Tina crumbles. A year later Josh is working at a grocery store when he runs into Tina again. As fate would have it, a giant tsunami hits and floods the store, leaving Josh, Tina, and slew of … Continue reading

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Film Review: Dark Tide (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: Kate is a shark expert whose business has been failing since a shark attack killed a fellow diver under her command. Once dubbed “the shark whisperer,” Kate is haunted by the memory of the attack and unable to get back into the water. With bills piling up and the bank about to foreclose on Kate’s boat, Kate’s ex-boyfriend Jeff presents her with a lucrative opportunity to lead a thrill-seeking millionaire businessman on a dangerous … Continue reading

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Film Review: Sand Sharks (2011)

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SYNOPSIS: An underwater earthquake cracks open a crater deep beneath the ocean’s surface unleashing a prehistoric predator. On the sleepy island of White Sands, local teens drink and party beside a beach bonfire. One of them wanders off after a pretty girl and disappears, leaving only a severed hand behind. REVIEW: Ain’t no party like a Sand Shark party cause a Sand Shark party don’t stop! Sand Sharks, this fishy little tale, I can’t help … Continue reading

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Film Review: Swamp Shark (2011)

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SYNOPSIS: Open on gorgeous swamplands of the Atchafalaya Basin in the summer. Lots of beautiful teens are at the beach the weekend before Gator Fest. That night an animal smuggling deal goes wrong and a large sea creature escapes into a swampy backwoods river. At the McDaniel’s “Gator Shack” restaurant, a local, Jackson is drunk, and gets mangled to bits. The town sheriff blames the carnage on the McDaniel’s “escaped” pack of gators and tries … Continue reading

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Film Review: 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: Survivors escape to a deserted atoll after a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster. REVIEW: You gotta love the schlock that’s been drifting up shore in the 21st century. The idea of giant monsters has been fully exploited in the form of sharks, alligators, snakes, and what not. And of course leading … Continue reading

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