Film Review: Chastity Bites (2013)

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SYNOPSIS: In the early 1600’s, Countess Elizabeth Bathory slaughtered more than 600 young women, believing if she bathed in the blood of virgins that she would stay young and beautiful forever. Still alive today, she’s found a perfect hunting ground for her ‘botox’ as an abstinence educator in conservative America, and the young ladies of San Griento High are poised to be her next victims. But will her unholy ritual finally be stopped by Leah … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Revenant (2009)

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SYNOPSIS: A horror movie/buddy comedy about Joey and his undead friend Bart who comes back from the dead as a revenant: an articulate zombie that needs to drink blood to arrest the decomposition of his body. REVIEW: THE REVENANT is a GREAT film!! I never start a review out like that but I didn’t feel that beating around the bush was the way to go in this case. When I put this film on, I … Continue reading

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