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The Road to Jurassic Park – Part 1

In June 1993, Jurassic Park celebrated its twenty-seventh birthday—that’s an entire lifetime for an actual T-Rex. Despite huge advances in CGI technology, a slew of imitators and a parade of sequels, Jurassic still stands tall as the quintessential modern dinosaur movie, unmatched in terms of unbridled fun and excitement. But, in truth, Jurassic Park’s Dino-DNA contains a few notable filmic …

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Film Review: Killer Sofa (2019)

Rate this Film SYNOPSIS: A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion. REVIEW: As stunt titles go, Killer Sofa, directed by Bernie Rao (Ina) is up there with Snakes on a Plane, Sharknado, and The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies. The film’s artwork, which is likely right …

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Film Review: Zoombies (2016)

Rate this Film SYNOPSIS: When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must stop the creatures before they escape and zombify the whole city. REVIEW: I am by no means The Asylum movies’ connoisseur. I don’t like their “let’s conceive a crazy idea and make cult …

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Film Review: Castle Freak (1995)

Rate this Film SYNOPSIS: A recovering alcoholic and his grieving wife and daughter inherit an enormous Italian castle left to them by his estranged mother. What she left out of the will is that they’ve also inherited the sexually frustrated monster living in the basement. There’s always a catch. REVIEW: It was while watching Castle Freak that I was struck …

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Film Review: Betelgeuse (short film) (2019)

Rate this Film REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have BETELGEUSE, directed by Chris R. Notarile. The film was written by Chris Notarile along with Michael McDowell, Warran Skaaren and Larry Wilson. As the title suggests, this is a Beetlejuice fanfilm. Pretty well done, actually. This director has done several of these type of films from different genres. So …

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