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Film Review: The Navigator (2014)

SYNOPSIS: A family heading toward their holiday destination are encouraged to take a shorter route by their GPS navigational system. During their journey they suddenly find themselves stranded. They are lost in the woods, away from any civilization with no fuel and no way of contacting the outside world. Will they reach their destination? REVIEW: Sometimes it’s incredibly difficult to …

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Film Review: Vampires (1986)

SYNOPSIS: The students at a private art school are unaware that the school’s headmistress is secretly using a machine to extract the life energy from young girls there. REVIEW: It takes effort for a movie to be completely and utterly forgettable. It has to be bad enough that the audience has no vested interest in what happens, but it can’t …

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Film Review: Open Windows (2014)

SYNOPSIS: A jilted fan is pulled into a a world of cat-and-mouse danger after accepting an invitation to spy on his favorite actress via computer. REVIEW: Never before have we been more obsessed by celebrities. Since the times of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean the public have always wanted to know the intimate details of the stars we see on screen. More recently …

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Film Review: Creep Van (2012)

Creep Van (2012)

SYNOPSIS: Life without a car can be murder. Nobody is going to learn that lesson faster than Campbell Jackson, a 20-something, out of work, out of options misfit in Detroit. Forced to take a dead-end position at a local car wash, Campbell sees a dilapidated 1970s van for sale. Little does he know it is the Creep Van, which is …

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Film Review: The Mirror (2014)

SYNOPSIS: Three intrepid flatmates who purchase the supposedly haunted antique on eBay and set up round the clock cameras in the hopes of capturing evidence of something going bump in the night. REVIEW: Director & Writer: Edward Boase Stars: Jemma Dallender, Joshua Dickinson, Nate Fallows

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Film Review: Fast Company (1979)

SYNOPSIS: “Standard ‘good guys versus bad guys’ drag-racing movie. Nice scene of the driver’s view during a funny car run.” (thanks to IMDB for that detailed synopsis) REVIEW: He might deny it on the audio commentary, but this seventies exploitation movie rates as one hell of an anomaly in the career of Canadian auteur David Cronenberg. Made after he’d delivered …

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Film Review: Ilsa, the Wicked Warden (1977)

SYNOPSIS: Ilsa, now a vicious warden, runs a mental-hospital for young women. A girl deliberately “checks” in to the hospital to find out what has happened to her sister who stayed there. Meanwhile Ilsa and one of the guards are forcing the inmates to have sex with male prisoners, filming them and selling it as p*rnoflicks

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Film Review: Dead Rush (2016)

SYNOPSIS: The zombie apocalypse is in full swing as told through the point of view of David. Will he be able to muster the strength and courage to overcome all of the insatiable flesh eating zombies or will he succumb to the seemingly inevitable Dead Rush? REVIEW: Directed by: Zachery Ramelan Starring: Amelia DeValle, David Michael Moote, Rich Piatowski, Raven …

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Film Review: Lucky Bastard (2013)

SYNOPSIS: A xxx website by the name Lucky Bastard awards eager fans with the possibility of being in a sex scene with their favourite P*rn star. After Ashley Saint has performed in virtually every subgenre of smut her next step seems logical to make one of her adoring fan’s fantasy a reality. When Dave registers on the site he seems …

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Film Review: Sudden Slaughter – Knochenwald 3 (2008)

SYNOPSIS: A group of occultists bring a vicious killer back from the dead. A copycat killer follows in his footsteps, so now they have two killers on the loose. REVIEW: Oh Germany, you and your silly, silly horror movies. The two previous films in the Knochenwald Trilogy were about a deranged, supernatural killer in a gas mask, who went around slaying …

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Film Review: Father (short film) (2017)

SYNOPSIS: A young boy is haunted by a demonic apparition. REVIEW: There are so many good things to say about Father. First of all, the boy who plays Danny is brilliant. I find I’m often pretty critical of kid actors but, although Rodin Kilinc doesn’t have much experience under his belt, his performance is completely compelling. Near the beginning there …

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Film Review: In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds (2011)

SYNOPSIS: An ex-Special Forces soldier gets thrown back to medieval times to fulfill an ancient prophecy and ends up finding redemption for his own battlefield experiences. REVIEW: I’m going to come right out and say it. I have no shame in saying that I enjoy watching Uwe Boll films. I think that the label he has received of being the …

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Film Review: Dante’s Inferno (2010)

SYNOPSIS: Traveling beyond death to rescue his love, Beatrice, from evil Lucifer, Dante enters the nine circles of hell, battling the vicious demons and monsters he encounters in this spectacular animated retelling of Dante Alighieri’s classic morality tale. A companion to EA’s video game, the action-packed medieval journey features the voices of Mark Hamill, Victoria Tennant, Vanessa Branch and Graham …

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