SYNOPSIS: When corrupt detectives attack the home of Glenn parsons, a local psychic, leaving his wife dead and him grievously wounded; a medieval xenophobic rage boils to the surface in a maelstrom of blood soaked vengeance. REVIEW: When you review films like I do, packets of films’ come in the mail, you never know what you’re going to get. You …
Read More »Film Review: The Beacon (2009)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: While trying to get their lives back on track after the loss of their four year old son, Bryn and Paul Shaw move to the charming old Beacon Apartments. Bryn begins seeing a ghostly little boy skulking around the building. With the help of an eccentric young professor and a tough old beat cop, Bryn tries …
Read More »Film Review: Found. (2012)
SYNOPSIS: Based on the novel by Todd Rigney, “Found” centers around Marty, a shy, bullied fifth-grader who takes refuge in horror films… until his life turns into one. After finding a human head in his brother’s closet, Marty fears for the safety of his family while making a desperate effort to reconnect with Steve, the big brother whose homicidal cravings …
Read More »Film Review: Caesar and Otto’s Deadly Xmas (2012)
SYNOPSIS: Caesar and Otto find themselves employed at Xmas Enterprises Inc. Unfortunately, a disgruntled employee wearing a Santa suit has begun a killing spree. Now it looks like he’s found himself the perfect patsies. REVIEW: I’m not exactly sure when, but sometime in 2010, I was sent a film to review called “Caesar and Otto’s Summer Camp Massacre”. It was …
Read More »Film Review: Devil Seed (2012)
SYNOPSIS: Alexandra is a lively college student returning to live with her roommates Jessica and Breanne after the summer holidays. After a night of drinking, Alex agrees to a psychic reading to learn about her future with her boyfriend, Brian, but during the reading a dramatic turn of events causes SOMETHING to go drastically wrong. REVIEW: Growing up, there were …
Read More »Film Review: Backwoods (2008)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of programmers is heading to an executive retreat in the wilderness of Northern California’s Jasper Park — where, two months earlier, a couple disappeared while camping. Will the computer geeks’ training prepare them for what ensues? When a friendly paintball game turns into a fight for survival against a band of lunatic locals, the …
Read More »Film Review: Dark Worlds: Slasher (short film) (2012)
SYNOPSIS: William Rosum is a bit of a celebrity. He’s in the papers all the time. He’s the talk of the town Everyone is dying to know where he’ll be, what he’ll do and most of all – who he’ll kill. After 55 slayings in 5 years, William has earned a reputation as the Careview Slasher, but as he will …
Read More »Film Review: Kids Go to the Woods…..Kids Get Dead (2009)
SYNOPSIS: Paying homage to the classic slasher flick – featuring horny teenagers, worthless cops, a crazy war vet and a masked killer. Complete with VHS static, fake commercials and vignettes with horror hostess Candy Adams. REVIEW: I’ve watched my share of slasher films over the years that I’ve lost count. We all know that there is a formula to these …
Read More »Film Review: Seven Below (2012)
SYNOPSIS: The story centers on a group of strangers trapped in a time warp house where a terrible event transpired exactly 100 years prior. REVIEW: I truly believe that Luke Goss cannot be scathed. I still have trouble with the fact that this guy isn’t a super star yet. He has a unique likable charisma that screams badass when he …
Read More »Film Review: Juan of the Dead (2011)
SYNOPSIS: 50 years after the Cuban Revolution, a new Revolution is about to begin. REVIEW: “Shaun of the Dead” set the bar incredibly high for what has come to be known as the “zombedy”. It is by far a prime example of the genre and still reigns supreme. Since then, there have been a slew of zombedies that have ranged …
Read More »Film Review: Hide and Go Kill 2 (2009)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When her classmate Ritsuko disappears, her friend Ryoko is desperate to find her. When she discovers that Ritsuko was playing a strange game online of hide and seek, she begins to wonder if it could be related to her disappearance somehow. Ryoko then discovers that the game is more sinister than it appeared at first. It …
Read More »Film Review: Arachnid (2001)
SYNOPSIS: A secret expedition, to a South Pacific island, is searching for an unknown deadly virus. Loren Mercer, ex-Navy pilot, is in the South Pacific looking for her ex-boyfriend, Captain John Lightfoot; who disappeared while on a secret mission. What Mercer doesn’t know is that Lightfoot collided with an alien spacecraft that discharged biological material all over the island that …
Read More »Film Review: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012)
SYNOPSIS: While the Civil War rages on, President Abraham Lincoln must undertake an even more daunting task – destroying the Confederate Undead. REVIEW: It looks like ole honest Abe wasn’t so honest after all. We know he was responsible for freeing the slaves, but he hid so much from us. Not only was he a vampire hunter, he also found …
Read More »Film Review: Freakshow Apocalypse (2012)
SYNOPSIS: Witness the beginning of this action filled saga where evil battles evil while the fate of mankind lies in the hands of the twisted and deranged. If the ritual is not set in motion, and the Unholy Sideshow is not up to the task, the gates of the abyss will cover the earth in darkness. In a world of …
Read More »Film Review: Apartment 143 (2011)
SYNOPSIS: A team of parapsychologists try to figure out a strange phenomena occurring in an apartment building. REVIEW: I’m pretty much done with the found footage films that have been pouring out of the waterworks since “Paranormal Activity” hit it big. I liked “PA” but I have yet to see the sequels and am really in no hurry to see …
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