Holiday Horrors: Rare Exports and Sint

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Doc Rotten shares some Holiday Cheer Fear. From time to time horror film makers point their carnivorous camera lenses at Santa Claus and create holiday horror treats that tear and claw at the world’s fascination with jolly old Saint Nick. This season is no different with two European filmmakers putting Santa through the wringer. With both features hearkening back to the ancient European legends of Saint Nicholas, the Krumpas and Sinterklaas, Jalmari Helander’s Rare Exports: … Continue reading

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Dai Of The Dead: Special Edition ‘Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale’ review

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Heya Freaks and Minx! With today  (Dec 3, 2010) being the theatrical release date for RARE EXPORTS, I wanted to give you guys a heads up about this film! You guys know it takes an act of 17 saints and a couple Russian monkeys to get me to review a film, so pay attention to the point that I am talking about this one. I think you guys may benefit from my advice below ;) … Continue reading

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Film Review: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: This Christmas everyone will believe in Santa Claus. Too bad we literally better not pout, or cry, or shout. Because this year Santa really is coming to town &  he ain’t bringing any bags filed with toys. You better watch out indeed….. REVIEW: It seems like The Black Saint has seen about 50 movies this week alone. I haven’t of course but it’s only Tuesday but who knows what my final tally for the week will … Continue reading

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Kris Kringle caged??

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To celebrate the release of RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE, on Thursday 25th November shoppers in London’s West End were offered the rare opportunity to see a genuine Lapland Santa. The Santa Claus was safely caged and guarded by two experienced Lapland Santa Hunters. All shoppers were given a set of rules for their own safety:

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Rare Exports: Evil Santa time! – new trailer

  You can checkout the new trailer for the Finnish Horror film Rare Exports which falls into a small fun twist of the Evil Santa!  Synopsis: In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 metres deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of Christmas. Can you guess what evil has been buried 500 meters deep all this time? It’s the favorite childhood hero old Saint Nick. Problem is hes a blood thirsty minion of evil … Continue reading

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