Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A movie created from “found footage” of a lost military expedition that exposes the origins of life on earth. REVIEW: My first thought when hearing the title “Alien: Origin” from the folks over at The Asylum I assumed it would be some sort of “Prometheus” mockbuster. Instead, I just sat through a film that ran just …
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Film Review: The Haunting of Whaley House (2012)
SYNOPSIS: Just because you don’t believe in ghosts, doesn’t mean they don’t believe in you! REVIEW: Based on true events is always a tag line I heed with caution. The film is a new production under the Asylum group which also is a factor worth heeding that same caution. To be honest, I was expecting another hand held film like …
Read More »Film Review: Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft (2013)
SYNOPSIS: American teenagers Hansel and Gretel (no, really) are imprisoned by an evil old lady who lives in the woods and makes meat pies out of the youngsters she captures. REVIEW: When the fateful words ‘An Asylum Production’ appeared on my screen, barely a few seconds into the movie, my heart sank. For those few innocent souls who have still …
Read More »Film Review: Grimm’s Snow White (2012)
SYNOPSIS: When the King is killed by ferocious reptile beasts, his Queen takes control of the kingdom. She tries to kill her beautiful stepdaughter SNOW, but she escapes into the enchanted forest… REVIEW: What would the world be like without The Asylum? Those fabulous makers and distrubutors of such screen gems as Titanic II, 2010 Moby Dick, Mega Shark vs. …
Read More »Review: BackMask (Exeter) (2015)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS A group of teenagers accidentally release an evil spirit that starts to possess them one by one.
Read More »Little Dead Rotting Hood part of Cinedigm distribution deal
LIttle Dead Rotting Hood, a new movie from writer/producer Gabriel Campisi, is part of the big 12 picture distribution deal that Cinedigm signed with The Asylum. Gabe’s Traplight Media partner, Jared Cohn is set to direct this horror take of the children’s classic, Little Red Riding Hood. Who knows what is going to happen on the way to grandma’s house? …
Read More »THE ASYLUM Debuting New Flick On ANIMAL PLANET
We all know THE ASYLUM and their shall we say “interesting” slate of mockbusters. Just yesterday I told you about their first foray into TV series territory with the show Z NATION which will open on the SYFY Channel later this year and today I have news on a new film project titled Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys …
Read More »Film Review: Sharknado (2013)
SYNOPSIS: When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air. REVIEW: Syfy channel has a way of bringing up the quirky and absurd, though in this case you should be thanking the masterminds “The Asylum” for another …
Read More »Film Review: 11/11/11 (2011)
SYNOPSIS: After the Vales family move into a new home, the nutty neighbors instantly begin keeping a watchful eye. Husband and wife, Jack and Melissa, begin noticing their son, Nat, is exhibiting stranger and stranger behavior. Whenever anyone begins to reveal what is going on with the house and the family they soon turn up dead. When Melissa ends up …
Read More »Brooke Hogan attacked by ‘2-Headed Shark’?
If you’v been chomping at the bit waiting for the new art on this one, then look no further as we have new DVD cover art just sent in. Now get this….. in addition to a crazy ass shark, we’ve got Brooke Hogan and Carmen Electra ready to take on some shark bustin mayhem. Of course this little ditty arrives per …
Read More »Film Review: Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)
SYNOPSIS: The massive prehistoric shark has survived the last battle, and the world is again threatened when a new, more dangerous foe is discovered in the jungles of Africa. Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus is a monster disaster film by The Asylum, released on December 21, 2010 in the United States. The film is a sequel to the 2009 film Mega …
Read More »New film announcement – ‘2012: Ice Age’
New announcement from The Asylum Films – add one more to the 2012 paranoia. We expect to see laot mroe in the coming year Synopsis: When a volcanic eruption in Iceland sends a glacier hurtling toward North America, a family struggles to escape the onslaught of the coming ice age.
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