Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: A Wicked, Atmospheric journey into the dark depths of the human psyche… REVIEW: Man, oh man. If you’re going to make a film where I have to learn a new vocabulary and this broad convoluted after-death system just to get through the darned thing, you could at least make it a good movie!! Silver Cell is an …
Read More »Film Review: Honeymoon Horror (1982)
SYNOPSIS: Imagine every newlywed’s fantasy, a rustic secluded lover’s paradise- Honeymoon Island. What starts as a weekend of love, turns into a nightmare of blood and terror for three young innocent couples. What lurks in the shadows of Honeymoon Lodge? Is it the caretaker, or perhaps something more fiendish and deadly? Honeymoon Island, where newlyweds joined in holy matrimony spend …
Read More »Film Review: Bedeviled (2016)
SYNOPSIS: Five friends are terrorized by a supernatural entity after downloading a mysterious app. REVIEW: I sighed a lot while watching ‘Bedeviled’. I wasn’t star-struck, love-struck or any other struck for that matter….it was just a boring, predictable exercise in fighting to stay awake. Comprised of equal parts ambition and annoyance, its a film that never quite seems to get …
Read More »Film Review: Simon Killer (2012)
SYNOPSIS: A recent college graduate flees to Paris after a break-up, where his involvement with a prostitute begins to reveal a potentially dark recent past. REVIEW: Believe it or not, when you’re reviewing a movie, it actually isn’t fun to gush about all the things that worked right in the film. Why? Because it’s hard to write that stuff, while …
Read More »Film Review: Blood Sisters (1987)
SYNOPSIS: Seven girls must spend the night in an old house, which once was a brothel, as part of an initiation. REVIEW: While odd and choppy overall, Blood Sisters delivers well in the arena of campy acting. I have to make a confession, though, early on: around midway through this movie, I did begin fantasizing about a realm, where the …
Read More »Film Review: The Hybrid (2014)
SYNOPSIS: An elite team of mercenaries is hired for a covert operation, deep inside a former Soviet state. Arriving at an underground laboratory, their mission is to secure specimens of genetically engineered human and alien hybrids. Battling with a ferocious armed militia as well as dark, menacing creatures, the odds of survival are stacked against them. REVIEW: Although loaded with …
Read More »Film Review: Crush the Skull (2015)
SYNOPSIS: A couple of master thieves find themselves trapped within a house they intended to rob, only to discover they’ve inadvertently wandered into the lair of a deranged serial killer REVIEW: So, I’m not sure how your brain works, but for me when a horror film opens and it takes you a minute to determine if it’s scary, funny or …
Read More »Film Review: Arbor Demon (2016) – Review 2
SYNOPSIS: An adventurous woman with a secret from her husband insists the couple go camping to reconnect. Something in the woods wipes out a group of hunters nearby, preventing the couple from leaving their tent. Secrets and supernatural stories come to light, and they must determine if the real threat is inside or outside their enclosure. REVIEW: Y’know, somewhere, sometime, …
Read More »Film Review: Agoraphobia (2015)
SYNOPSIS: An agoraphobic inherits her father’s house in a remote part of the Florida Keys. When weird things start happening, she discovers that there’s something far more terrifying trapped inside the house with her. REVIEW: When a film opens with a guy dismembering a human corpse, you can generally be assured this one wont be an easy ride! For some …
Read More »Film Review: Psychos (2017)
SYNOPSIS: Three young women seek revenge against a sadistic predator. REVIEW: Psychos is a revenge film that darn near finds its footing, but ultimately fails to find much of anything worth noting. Of late, I’ve grown pathologically fixated on films’ opening scenes. I’ve proceeded to become nigh obsessive about cataloguing films in my mind based on those scenes. As a …
Read More »Film Review: The Night Watchmen (2016)
SYNOPSIS: Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.
Read More »Film Review: Alone (2015)
SYNOPSIS: Conjoined at birth, Anjana and Sanjana were twin sisters who lived by one promise made to each other – ‘We will always be together. We will never separate’. Mysterious circumstances lead to the death of one while the other survived. Years later, the ghost of the dead comes back to haunt the surviving sister. Why was the promise broken? …
Read More »Film Review: Eyes of Fire (1983)
SYNOPSIS: A group of western pioneers wander into uncharted territory and set up camp for the night, unaware of the ghastly secrets that live in the trees. There’s a mysterious little girl whom knows the sinister world of the forest and horrible fate that settlers receive if they venture into the woods alone. But she if from another time. Closer …
Read More »Film Review: My Name Is ‘A’ by Anonymous (2012)
SYNOPSIS: Inspired by true events. A nine year old girl disappears and is later found murdered. The movie exploits the events leading up to the death of the girl, why did it happen? What lies beneath? Was the parenting of the young perpetrators to blame or was it their need to be seen. Are they even an invention of the …
Read More »Film Review: The Vortex (2012)
SYNOPSIS: After a convoy of American soldiers disappears, a special ops team is deployed to rescue them. They soon encounter an army of gigantic scorpions, spiders and snakes that have come to Earth from another dimension. REVIEW: With lines like, “I’m getting sick and tired of these big, bad bugs,” you know this is one major cheese fest! I often …
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