1. Dog Soldiers (2002)
This is most definitely one the best modern werewolf movies. Even though the werewolves remind me of the ones from The Howling, this movie is one of the most original to come out in years. The military [...]
From episode 3 of Friday’s – 1980 – This clip was banned after showing. In fact I don’t rember this espidoe ever airing again. Times sure have changed with TV shows like “The Walking Dead”. Better for us!
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“Diner of the Living Dead” – In this parody of the famed zombie films of George Romero, a married couple (played by John … Continue reading
Morning kids. Letâ€™s all take out our pencils and continue the weekâ€™s lesson on Urban Legends. Todayâ€™s madness is a legend Iâ€™m sure youâ€™ll all heard in the past. If you havenâ€™t, then well, I canâ€™t even imagine the string of circumstances that has led to you never hearing about this. Needless to say, that string has also led you to not surfing horrornews.net either, so Iâ€™m essentially talking to no one right now. Irregardless, … Continue reading
Final Destination 5 (2011), is directed by Steven Quale.This is the latest installment of the F.D.franchise.Quale, along with previous directors James Wong, David R.Ellis (two F.D. films each), brings an interesting idea to the screen.
Premonitions of death and cheating death itself, are the common threads.Tony Todd takes another turn in his reoccurring role.The uncommon thread, is the one we will weave with today.I’m talking about:
1) These people escaped disaster and death, because of … Continue reading
Hello everyone. Today is another day. I trust you had no troubles sleeping these last few nights, well, unless you have a problem with grave robbing, necrophilia, slightly effeminate horror icons, or foolishness. If that case, then todayâ€™s madness is sure to give you nightmares.
Not at all necro-erotic, or particularly disrespectful to the dead, todayâ€™s madness is however chock full of all that … Continue reading
Welcome back, children. Last week was a truly terrifying one, filled with phobias and madness plucked lovingly from the bowels of the human psyche. This week weâ€™re going to take it easy and relax a bit – with some comedy. Yes, yes. I know. â€śBut Professor Fiendy, your suppose to show us crazy videos of cows eating tigers, and rich men hunting hobos with harpoons.â€ť
Well, while this is true, itâ€™s not the whole … Continue reading
Morning everyone. Letâ€™s get right to it. Todayâ€™s Madness comes from the website funnyordie.com, where many of you may have seen Will Ferrell getting a stern talking to from a small landlord or roughing up hybrid owners. Either way, this is a pretty silly little skit involving everyoneâ€™s favorite dream demon, Freddy Kruegur.
In it, Freddy must alert local residents of his status … Continue reading
Ok children. As you are all aware, today is Thanksgiving and you shouldnâ€™t actually be in class. I apologize for this misunderstanding. Your Professor had a nice Thanksgiving themed lesson prepared for today, but it didnâ€™t exactly work out. So, like you, he now wants to get out of here as soon as possible – not before we give thanks and get to some madness however.
Insidious (2011), is a delightful haunting/possession film directed by James Wan. It’s a film about a family and their attempts to prevent the suddenly comatose son, from being possessed by spirits from a realm called “The Further”. You don’t think that we could conjur up some badjokes about this film, do you?! In fact I feel that I “possess” the tools and “spirit”, to “further” us along to:
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“Let The Right One In” (2008) , is a Swedish horror/fantasy/romance film directed by Tomas Alfredson. It’s centered around a boy named Oskar, who is a target for bullies, and his peculiar, 12 year old friend Eli. What Oskar does not not know about Eli, is that she is a 200 year old Vampire. Her father is a serial killer, who provides Eli with blood, so she won’t have to kill. Now … Continue reading
“I Know What You Did Last Summer”, was released in theaters, in 1997.Directed by Jim Gillespie, it had a cast of popular, up and coming actors and actresses, and centers around a group of teens who have a hit & run accident.They dump the victim in the water. The … Continue reading
Vampire Girl vs.Frankenstein Girl (2009) , is an over the top gore filled, fun-fest, directed by Yoshihiro Nishimura and Naoyuki Tomomatsu.The film has a love triangle, between Vampire Girl(Monami) , Frankenstein Girl(Keiko) and Mizushima.
Throw in some satirical content about “the wrist-cutting society”, some do-wop songs, and buckets and buckets of spraying blood, I must, nay-have to take a bite out of this film with…
12 Bad Jokes About: Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl
12 Bad Jokes About ‘Rubber’
“Rubber”(2010) is a horror film directed by Quentin Dupieux. The very unique villain Robert is a self aware tire.Robert has telekinetic powers.Although being a tire you could say he has “tele-pneumatic” powers.
He’s on the rampage against a small desert town.Bringing interesting ways of getting his “steel belted” points across! Is it “bias” that makes him “ply” his anger?You’ll have to see the film to find out! !
Until you … Continue reading
Horrornews.net is Winning! Charlie Sheen is all over every internet website, so why should HNN be any different? This is a pretty funny spoof on Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining.Â
“My Bloody Valentine” was originally released in 1981, and directed by George Mihalka.It was remade in 3D, and directed by Patrick Lussier, in 2009. Either version will get your blood pumping!The basic story is about miners who got trapped on the eve of the town’s Valentine’s Day dance.One of them resorted to cannibalism to survive, and went on a killing spree, years later after threats to the town, to not celebrate Valentine’s Day.The killer miner, … Continue reading
12 Bad Jokes About:Black Swan
“Black Swan” is a drama/thriller movie starring Natalie Portman, and directed by Darren Aronofsky. In it, Natalie Portman’s character lands the lead role in the ballet, “Swan Lake”. From that point,it’s a downward spiral into madness. I’ll bet you didn’t think ballet could be this fun, did you?!
Well, let’s break out our leotards,and tutus, have a pirouette or two, as we tell:
1) What film do you get,by crossing … Continue reading