SYNOPSIS: Will their first contact be their last? REVIEW: The storage locker craze is, well… crazy. From Auction Hunters to Storage Wars there is simply not enough out there so obviously there should be a movie about them, right? Well – here it is in the form of Storage 24 which comes to us from across the pond. Storage 24 …
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Film Review: 47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019)
SYNOPSIS: Four teen girls diving in a ruined underwater city quickly learn they’ve entered the territory of the deadliest shark species in the claustrophobic labyrinth of submerged caves. REVIEW: You want pretty girls? Got ‘em. Did you say you want scary sharks? Well, we got sharks. How about pretty girls being stalked by sharks? Oh, Hell, YEAH!!! You want it …
Read More »Film Review: The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A family of four staying at a secluded mobile home park for the night are stalked and then hunted by three masked psychopaths. REVIEW: I must admit right off the bat to not being the biggest fan of stalk-and-slash gore fests as they are usually on the high level of predictability and carry an extreme nihilistic …
Read More »Interview: Johannes Roberts – Director (The Strangers Prey at Night)
Hi Johannes, How are you? Johannes- Doing well. First off, I would like to tell you that you did such an amazing job directing “The Strangers Prey at Night.” Johannes- Oh, Thank you very much. I wanted to ask you about the ending first. Was that a bit of a reference or homage to “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?” Johannes- Yes, …
Read More »Film Review: RoadKill (2011)
SYNOPSIS: Six young friends on a road trip in Ireland run afoul of gypsies who curse them for accidentally running down an old woman. The curse takes the form of a terrifying flying beast that tries killing them all. REVIEW: Directed by Johannes Roberts Written by Rick Suvalle Starring: Kacey Barnfield, Stephen Rea, Eliza Bennett Best line: “Ok, I don’t …
Read More »Film Review: 47 Meters Down (2017)
SYNOPSIS: Two sisters, vacationing in Mexico, are trapped in a shark cage at the bottom of the ocean, with less than an hour of oxygen left and great white sharks circling nearby REVIEW: A friend of mine used to hate it when I would comment on a movie and say, “It was pretty good for what it is.” His biggest …
Read More »Film Review: F (2010)
SYNOPSIS: A group of teachers must defend themselves from a gang of murderous kids when their school comes under siege after hours. REVIEW: This is a fairly brief feature length film and it wastes absolutely no time in launching straight into the story, which is something I admire. Although plot development is undeniably important, I can’t help but respect a …
Read More »Film Review: The Other Side Of The Door (2016)
SYNOPSIS: A family lives an idyllic existence abroad until a tragic accident takes the life of their young son. The inconsolable mother learns of an ancient ritual that will bring him back to say a final goodbye. She travels to an ancient temple, where a door serves as a mysterious portal between two worlds. But when she disobeys a sacred …
Read More »Film Review: Hellbreeder (2004)
SYNOPSIS: Five years ago Alice saw her son murdered; now every day is consumed with the need to find his killer. In the sleepy town of Ludlow, the arrival of the mysterious stranger Alice suspects to be the killer of her son coincides with a renewed spate of horrific child murders. Now a weary drunk detective must uncover the truth …
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