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Film Review: Xombies 3D (2011)

SYNOPSIS: Professional headhunter Edwige has captured her former mentor, partner and lover Franco. Franco is wanted by reclusive billionaire Boris, the only governing power left in a post apocalyptic world. Boris believe Franco to be immune to the epidemic, but there are others out to get him. REVIEW: Edwige is caught in a world she didn’t ask for. She enlists …

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Film Review: The Power Rangers NSFW (short film) (2015)

SYNOPSIS: Deboot of the Power Rangers. My take on the FAN FILM. Not a pilot, not a series, not for profit, strictly for exhibition. This is a bootleg experiment not affiliated or endorsed by Saban Entertainment or Lionsgate nor is it selling any product. I claim no rights to any of the characters (don’t send me any money, not kickstarted, …

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Film Review: Entity (2012)

SYNOPSIS: A documentary film team take a psychically gifted woman to a former Soviet research facility where horrific experiments were carried out on people suspected of possessing extra-sensory abilities. REVIEW: Competent direction and good acting aren’t quite enough to save this decent little movie from drowning in the ocean of similarly-themed recent horror films. In other words, there isn’t anything …

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Film Review: The Crow: City of Angels (1996)

SYNOPSIS: Some time ago, Ashe Corven and his son Danny were killed when they stumbled across a pack of drug dealers murdering a fellow dealer. The dealers work for Los Angeles drug kingpin Judah Earl. Local tattoo artist Sarah, who has great knowledge of the crow legend because of what happened with her late friend Eric Draven, has been having …

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Film Review: House of Fallen (2008)

SYNOPSIS A mysterious group known as “The Twelve” makes war with the Grigori…fallen angels who walk the earth. House of Fallen is loosely based on the Book of Enoch. REVIEW: It’s Friday night and I have to work early in the morning. The kids are asleep early (at least settled down) and I am in the mood to watch a …

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Film Review: Doomed to Consume (2006)

SYNOPSIS: A small Mid-western town is thrust into chaos after an airborne virus swiftly turns most of the locals into raving mad zombies with an insatiable hunger for the living! Caught amidst the epidemic is an eclectic group of survivors who’ve been hiding out in a ram- shackled farmhouse. Now running low on food, water and vital ammunition to keep …

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Film Review: The Cell (2000)

SYNOPSIS: An FBI agent persuades a social worker, who is adept with a new experimental technology, to enter the mind of a comatose serial killer in order to learn where he has hidden his latest kidnap victim. REVIEW: “The Cell” is unlike any horror movie you have seen. Which is no surprise with director Tarsem Singh’s visually creative mind behind …

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Film Review: And They Watched (short film) (2015)

SYNOPSIS: AND THEY WATCHED is a horror morality tale about the custodian of an electric chair and its last casualty. Inspired by the recent reinstatement of the electric chair in Tennessee, US REVIEW: Short films, kiddies. I love these things so much. Today’s selection is AND THEY WATCHED, a candian short from Midnight Print Pictures and writer/director Vivian Lin. The …

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Film Review: Better off Undead (short film) (2009)

SYNOPSIS: Marcus, Chris and Evan find themselves stuck in any normal day, when without warning, zombies begin to infest the city. Not knowing exactly what to do, the three attempt to seek shelter at Marcus’ house, but first they have to get there. Facing the undead, Marcus, Chris and Evan try to survive the zombies and each other. Written and …

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Film Review: Blood Link (1982)

SYNOPSIS: A doctor has a psychic link to his murderous Siamese twin brother and decides to track him down to stop him from killing anyone else. REVIEW: Blood Link is one of those movies that I picked up at the video store on more than one occasion when I was younger but always ended up putting it back on the …

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Film Review: The Tunnel (2011)

SYNOPSIS: Natasha is a journalist who is searching for a big story and she finds just that when she starts investigating an abandoned project by the city of Sydney. It appears that the city was attempting to use the abandoned train tunnels under the city to build water recycling plants in order to solve the cities water crisis. After viewing …

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Film Review: Curse of the Blue Lights (1988)

SYNOPSIS: A group of teenagers battle a horde of zombies and evil creatures that live underneath a graveyard. REVIEW: With the 1980s came the growth of the personal video camera market. With the growth of the market came an influx of low-budget films made by amateur filmmakers who did not have a deep knowledge of how to make films. With …

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Film Review: Quite a Conundrum (2012)

SYNOPSIS: Sex, drums, tequila, social networking, a pirate, morning after pills, Jesus and a gun. It’s one hot mess! REVIEW: Winning the 2012 Feature Film Award at the New York International Independent Film & Video Festival was only the beginning for Thomas L. Phillips’ film Quite A Conundrum, a dark thriller sure to test any amateur sleuth’s wits. Produced by …

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Film Review: Bacon Head (2001)

SYNOPSIS: In Bacon Head, director Ray Mahoney pulls no punches in a series of sketches mocking everything from kitchen utensils to the Shroud of Turin. REVIEW: In the interest of full disclosure, I should tell you that I have worked for Troma in the past. I freely admit to a great love for Lloyd Kaufman (whom I affectionally call Uncle …

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Film Review: Life Blood (2009)

SYNOPSIS: New Year’s Eve, 1968: While driving on the Pearblossom Highway, a lesbian couple encounters the creator of the universe. Laid to rest for 40 years, the women wake up on New Year’s Day as reborn creatures. REVIEW: Written & Directed by: Ron Carlson Starring: Sophie Monk, Scout Taylor-Compton, Anya Lahiri, Patrick Renna, Charles Napier QUICK FIX: On New Year’s …

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Film Review: Star Wars II Attack Of The Clones (2002)

SYNOPSIS: “Ten years after the invasion of Naboo, the Galactic Republic is facing a Separatist movement and the former queen and now Senator Padmé Amidala travels to Coruscant to vote on a project to create an army to help the Jedi to protect the Republic. Upon arrival, she escapes from an attempt to kill her, and Obi-Wan Kenobi and his …

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