Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A Soviet spy recruits an army of international terrorists. Their mission: infiltrate the United States, wreaking havoc and inciting civil war. They only have three obstacles to overcome: The army, the CIA and Chuck-friggin-Norris. Anyone who’s read my books knows I love some good old fashion shoot-‘em-up, smash-‘em-up carnage… especially when it’s served up in R-Rated, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Written and Directed by Bess Wohl Starring Noémie Merlant and Kit Harington BABY RUBY tells the story of Jo, a successful lifestyle entrepreneur who is happily pregnant, awaiting the arrival of her first child. But soon after Jo welcomes baby Ruby home, something starts to feel off– even though she’s assured it’s all perfectly normal. Is something wrong with her? Is something wrong …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Follows two best friends on their final night together, with a nightmare of drugs, bugs, and horrific intimacy. REVIEW: Swallowed was written and directed by Carter Smith. Benjamin portrayed by Cooper Koch (They/Them) and Dom (Jose Colon) are partying, and living their best life. Benjamin is taking off to start a new life, and Dom seems …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Jess, a separated mother and nurse, moves with her daughter and young son Owen back into her old farmhouse. Shortly after settling in, Owen is bitten by the dog, resulting in a mysterious infection from the bite.

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: At the end of the century, Satan visits New York in search of a bride. It’s up to an ex-cop who now runs an elite security outfit to stop him. REVIEW: After all the action films that Arnold Schwarzenegger has been in, it’s rather interesting to see him attempt his skills in a horror based film. And, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father is missing, and all the windows and doors in their home have vanished. REVIEW: Kyle Edward Ball wrote and directed Skinamarink. It’s one hour and forty minutes of disturbing, nightmarish horror. This is Kyle’s directorial debut. Skinamarink reminds me of a seventies …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: What’s worse than getting dumped? For Will, it’s finding out that his new place is haunted. Now faced with a quarter-life crisis and a house full of spirits, Will must figure out how to make things right with his ex-girlfriend AND banish the sacrifice-seeking demon residing in his house. REVIEW: I read the synopsis, and laughed. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After being bitten during a zombie outbreak, a man gains superpowers and becomes a zombified superhero. REVIEW: Review-It’s hard to do anything original with zombies these days, so I applaud the folks behind Z-ERO for giving it a shot and they succeed for the most part. While most zombie flicks are basically the same old same …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A robotic Santa Claus goes on a killing spree in a small town on Christmas Eve. REVIEW: One of the things that has always terrified me is robots. I’m not sure why (though I suspect it’s because I watched Deadly Friend when I was younger), but robots have always creeped me out and to this day …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Elvis Presley (Bruce Campbell) is an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home; seems he switched identities with an impersonator years before his “death” and then missed his chance to switch back. The King teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks he’s John F. Kennedy, and the two old …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In THE APOLOGY, twenty years after the disappearance of her daughter, recovering alcoholic Darlene Hagen (Anna Gunn) is preparing to host her family’s Christmas celebration with her best friend Gretchen (Janeane Garofalo). Late Christmas Eve, Darlene’s estranged ex-brother-in-law, Jack (Linus Roache) arrives unannounced, bearing nostalgic gifts and a heavy secret. Soon, Darlene finds herself caught between reason and ruthless instinct. …

Rate This Movie In CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS, it’s Christmas Eve and fiery record store owner Tori Tooms just wants to get drunk and party, until the robotic Santa Claus at a nearby toy store goes haywire and makes her night more than a little complicated. Santa Claus begins a rampant killing spree through the neon drenched snowscape against a backdrop of drugs, …

Rate This Movie  SYNOPSIS: In BLOOD RELATIVES, Francis, a 115-year-old Yiddish vampire, still looks 35. He’s been roaming American backroads in his beat-up muscle car for decades, keeping to himself, and liking it that way. One day, a teenage kid, Jane, shows up. She says she’s his daughter, and she’s got the fangs to prove it. They go on the road, deciding whether to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After witnessing a bizarre, traumatic incident involving a patient, Dr. Rose Cotter starts experiencing frightening occurrences that she can’t explain. Rose must confront her troubling past in order to survive and escape her horrifying new reality.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Four years after the events of Halloween Kills Laurie struggles to get her life back together as she prepares for her final showdown with Michael Myers. REVIEW: Review-I’ve always been a huge fan of the Halloween movies but will admit that there are some real stinkers in the series. I love the first one, dig the …