Film Reviews

Rate This Movie   SYNOPSIS: When a reporter filming a story about a serial killer targeting the city’s priests comes face to face with the killer, she must choose between turning him in and finishing the story … or directing him towards her abusive father and finishing REVIEW: The Nomad was written and directed by Daniel Diosdado. This is wild. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a child microwaves raw hamburger meat, it comes to life and teaches inappropriate lessons rooted in a life of crime. Is the ex-con, sentient pile of hamburger meat real, and what is the true cost of this unlikely friendship? Will Billie ever be the same? REVIEW: “You don’t throw away friends, mom.” Sure, this is …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a child microwaves raw hamburger meat, it comes to life and teaches inappropriate lessons rooted in a life of crime. Is the ex-con, sentient pile of hamburger meat real, and what is the true cost of this unlikely friendship? Will Billie ever be the same? REVIEW: “You don’t throw away friends, mom.” Sure, this is …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After the possession of his wife, Donald Capel and his family activate a dangerous ritual in a book used to identify and banish demons, a ritual forcing each member of the family to communicate with the demon in their own unique way: to see it, hear it, or speak to it. REVIEW: There is a constant …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After being sent to a sinister religious retreat by their stepfather, two siblings fight to escape in order to save their mother from harm’s way.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Possessed by a spirit in a dying cornfield, a twelve-year-old girl in Nebraska recruits the other children in her small town to go on a bloody rampage and kill all the adults and anyone else who opposes her. A bright high schooler who won’t go along with the plan is the town’s only hope of survival. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A Soviet spy recruits an army of international terrorists. Their mission: infiltrate the United States, wreaking havoc and inciting civil war. They only have three obstacles to overcome: The army, the CIA and Chuck-friggin-Norris. Anyone who’s read my books knows I love some good old fashion shoot-‘em-up, smash-‘em-up carnage… especially when it’s served up in R-Rated, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Written and Directed by Bess Wohl Starring Noémie Merlant and Kit Harington BABY RUBY tells the story of Jo, a successful lifestyle entrepreneur who is happily pregnant, awaiting the arrival of her first child. But soon after Jo welcomes baby Ruby home, something starts to feel off– even though she’s assured it’s all perfectly normal. Is something wrong with her? Is something wrong …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Follows two best friends on their final night together, with a nightmare of drugs, bugs, and horrific intimacy. REVIEW: Swallowed was written and directed by Carter Smith. Benjamin portrayed by Cooper Koch (They/Them) and Dom (Jose Colon) are partying, and living their best life. Benjamin is taking off to start a new life, and Dom seems …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Jess, a separated mother and nurse, moves with her daughter and young son Owen back into her old farmhouse. Shortly after settling in, Owen is bitten by the dog, resulting in a mysterious infection from the bite.

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: At the end of the century, Satan visits New York in search of a bride. It’s up to an ex-cop who now runs an elite security outfit to stop him. REVIEW: After all the action films that Arnold Schwarzenegger has been in, it’s rather interesting to see him attempt his skills in a horror based film. And, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father is missing, and all the windows and doors in their home have vanished. REVIEW: Kyle Edward Ball wrote and directed Skinamarink. It’s one hour and forty minutes of disturbing, nightmarish horror. This is Kyle’s directorial debut. Skinamarink reminds me of a seventies …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: What’s worse than getting dumped? For Will, it’s finding out that his new place is haunted. Now faced with a quarter-life crisis and a house full of spirits, Will must figure out how to make things right with his ex-girlfriend AND banish the sacrifice-seeking demon residing in his house. REVIEW: I read the synopsis, and laughed. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After being bitten during a zombie outbreak, a man gains superpowers and becomes a zombified superhero. REVIEW: Review-It’s hard to do anything original with zombies these days, so I applaud the folks behind Z-ERO for giving it a shot and they succeed for the most part. While most zombie flicks are basically the same old same …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A robotic Santa Claus goes on a killing spree in a small town on Christmas Eve. REVIEW: One of the things that has always terrified me is robots. I’m not sure why (though I suspect it’s because I watched Deadly Friend when I was younger), but robots have always creeped me out and to this day …