Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must stop the creatures before they escape and zombify the whole city. REVIEW: I am by no means The Asylum movies’ connoisseur. I don’t like their “let’s conceive a crazy idea and make cult …
Read More »Film Review: The Dark Place (2014)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Keegan returns to California’s wine valley to make peace with his estranged family, and finds a mystery that endangers the lives of the people he loves. REVIEW: Written and directed by Jody Wheeler (In the Closet, Judas Kiss) and produced by Blue Seraph Productions (Begging for Shorts, Something Like Summer), The Dark Place is a drama/mystery …
Read More »Film Review: Cruel and Unusual (2014)
SYNOPSIS: Wrongly condemned for killing his wife, a man finds himself in a mysterious institution where he is sentenced to relive her death for eternity. REVIEW: Let’s play a game. Imagine a man whose biggest gig so far was being an assistant decorator on the set of Supernatural and writing two movies for Canadian television. Now imagine this guy writing …
Read More »Film Review: Hangman (2015)
SYNOPSIS: The Millers return home after a vacation and discover that their home was robbed. After the mess is cleaned up, they have no idea that their nightmare has just begun. REVIEW: Sometimes one little twist is enough to make a mediocre experience feel like something far more important. I remember the first time I’ve watched Maniac (the remake, 2012). …
Read More »Film Review: Dead Hands Dig Deep (2016)
SYNOPSIS: While living in complete isolation in the desert of southern California, a long forgotten shock-rock musician reflects on his dark past of drug abuse, violence, and self destruction. REVIEW: If you’ve ever had to remind yourself that what you’re watching is just a movie in order to stomach a violent scene or disturbing imagery – don’t watch this film; …
Read More »Film Review: Shivers Down Your Spine (2014)
SYNOPSIS: SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE is a group of 10 short films, offering horror across the entire spectrum from comedy to slashers to a crime film noir and many more! REVIEW: I love myself a good horror short. The older I am the more I appreciate a short, well-thought story with a clever, witty twist, and with the mainstream horrors …
Read More »Film Review: OMG… We’re in a Horror Movie (2014)
SYNOPSIS: ix friends having a weekly board game night are interrupted by a booming movie trailer voice from the sky. Inexplicably, they find themselves trapped in a Horror Movie. Who amongst them will turn into a homicidal killer? Who will be the sole survivor? And who will be the first to die in the shower? Struggling to break free from …
Read More »Film Review: Slender (2016)
SYNOPSIS: Two filmmakers searching for the perfect documentary subject stumble across a story that even they don’t want to believe REVIEW: I will never understand why people make movies based on fads or trends. It’s easy to see that it’s a risky business – fads have a tendency to, well… fade. People are crazy about them, then they disappear and …
Read More »Film Review: Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (2016)
SYNOPSIS: When a fracking environmental accident rips apart the earth’s crust, the resulting hole lets out prehistoric sharks from underground. The sharks target a group of women and trap them in a cabin. REVIEW: I love myself a good B-movie; pure unpretentious fun – no strings attached. Jim Wynorski used to be very reliable when it comes to delivering this …
Read More »Film Review: Forsaken (2016)
SYNOPSIS: When a Priest discovers his wife is deathly ill, he decides to go against his faith and use his knowledge of exorcisms to possess her in order to save her life. REVIEW: Sometimes it’s enough to look at the poster to know what kind of movie one’s dealing with. When I see a pale girl in a nightgown stuck …
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