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Film Review: Tone-Deaf (2019)

SYNOPSIS: A woman goes to the countryside to spend a quiet weekend after losing her job and having her last complicated relationship implode. She rents a country house to an old-fashioned widower, who struggles to hide his pyschopatic tendencies. REVIEW: With memes of Pepe the Frog, Ok Boomer and Kevin Sorbo movies plastered over certain corners of the internet, it …

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Film Review: Jacob’s Ladder (1990)

SYNOPSIS: “In Vietnam on the 6th October 1971, American soldier Jacob Singer is wounded by a bayonet during an attack to his platoon. He wakes up in a New York subway while going home late at night after working overtime in the post office. He is divorced from Sarah, lives with his colleague and lover Jezebel in a small Brooklyn …

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Film Review: Happy Death Day (2017)

SYNOPSIS: A college student finds herself trapped in a time loop that sees her brutally murdered over and over again every day. Will she be able to find out who her killer is and escape her predicament or is she doomed to relive the experience for the rest of her life?  REVIEW: I know that Happy Death Day has gotten a lot of positive buzz …

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Film Review: Surrogates (2009)

SYNOPSIS: Set in a futuristic world where humans live in isolation and interact through surrogate robots, a cop (Willis) is forced to leave his home for the first time in years in order to investigate the murders of others’ surrogates. REVIEW: 14 years ago, the world creates the first synthetic brain, 11 years ago…the military steps in and the use …

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Film Review: Freaky Farley (2007)

SYNOPSIS: When Farley Wilder (a weirdo peeping Tom in a small New England town) meets a daring young woman, he gains the confidence to both stand up to his domineering father and also save the town from the hushed-up secret that’s been killing people for decades! REVIEW: “Freaky Farley” isn’t freaky but it’s definitely a really bizarre little film. Half …

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Film Review: Cropsey (2009)

SYNOPSIS: Realizing the urban legend of their youth has actually come true; two filmmakers delve into the mystery surrounding five missing children and the real-life boogeyman linked to their disappearances. REVIEW: You may have caught wind of this film thru message boards or fan buzz, but I will say that I really didn’t get the grasp of what it was …

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Film Review: It’s in the Blood (2012)

SYNOPSIS: When a father and son become stranded in the wild, they must confront the horrors of their past to escape with their lives. REVIEW: This will require some soul-searching on the part of yours truly, but the creature feature may be my favorite horror sub genre. Regardless of story or characterizations surrounding it, I’m a sucker for a good …

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Film Review: Crystal Skulls (2014)

SYNOPSIS: It is 2020 and the apocalypse is inevitable. 12 of 13 Crystal skulls are united causing catastrophic events. Only the 13th Skull can theoretically restore order before the Earth is destroyed from within by their power.

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Film Review: Neon Maniacs (1986)

SYNOPSIS: A group of teenagers in San Francisco discover a nest of homicidal monsters living in a tower of the Golden Gate Bridge, but when they try to tell authorities, no one believes them. REVIEW: Once upon a time, back in the 1980s, the Return of the Living Dead-type horror-comedy experienced a moderate revival, although the Abbott and Costello Meet… …

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Film Review: House III (1989)

SYNOPSIS: Detective Lucas McCarthy is plagued with a troublesome past. Relieved of active duty pending a psychological evaluation Lucas suffers from insomnia, hellacious nightmares and a gradual loosening grip on reality. After apprehending mass murderer Max Jenke in an epic showdown the dedicated officer was unable to save his final victim, a young girl beheaded before him. Seeking justice, relief …

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Film Review: Malevolent (2018)

SYNOPSIS: A brother and sister who enjoy scamming people for money by claiming that she can see paranormal entities find themselves in one hell of a pickle when they agree to investigate a house (that used to be a school) where a group of little girls were murdered years ago. Unfortunately for them, the place really is haunted, and they …

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Film Review: Home Video (2015)

SYNOPSIS: A family who has recently moved to Mammoth Mountain, California, is being hunted by a mysterious force. REVIEW: It isn’t often that you watch a movie and realize that you have just seen one of the worst movies ever made.  When there are so many bad movies in the world, it no doubt becomes difficult to find the bottom …

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Film Review: The Adventures Of Tintin (2011)

SYNOPSIS: “Having bought a model ship, the Unicorn, for a pound off a market stall Tintin is initially puzzled that the sinister Mr. Sakharine should be so eager to buy it from him, resorting to murder and kidnapping Tintin – accompanied by his marvelous dog Snowy – to join him and his gang as they sail to Morocco on an …

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Film Review: Creak (short film) (2012)

SYNOPSIS: It’s 4am and somewhere, something has opened… REVIEW: Heather heard a noise downstairs. In fact, she won’t leave Ellen alone until she investigates the potential intruder. This scene should feel quite familiar as I believe every couple goes thru this night-time concern every now and then. “Creak” caters to this idea taking it to a reality for that very …

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Film Review: Mrs. Claus (2018)

SYNOPSIS: A group of college students attending a Christmas party at a sorority house that has a sinister past are stalked by a bloodthirsty killer disguised as Mrs. Claus. REVIEW: Writer/Director: Troy Escamilla Starring: Hailey Strader, Brinke Stevens, Helene Udy, Mel Helfin, Kaylee Williams Mrs. Claus (2018), originally titled Stirring, is a low-budget attempt to horn in on the 80’s …

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Film Review: The Mole People (1956)

SYNOPSIS: “Archaeologists discover a mountaintop temple which leads them to the further discovery an underground civilisation of Sumerians, lost to time and among whom they become trapped. This unknown, centuries-old subterranean patriarchal society comprised of a brutal albino master race (having, over time, lost their pigment in their nearly lightless world), soil-burrowing mole people (a subjugated humanoid slave race that …

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