Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Archie is a “brain” at a small town high school who works part-time at his uncle’s mortuary and is harassed by a few of the popular kids because of it. His harassers die in an automobile accident, and the bodies are taken to his uncle’s mortuary. Archie is pulling a late night at the mortuary when …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Tom Smothers stars as the brave mountie, who along with his trusty horse and bitter deputy Paul Reubens must track down a killer who is stalking coeds at a nearby cheerleader camp. REVIEW: Director: Alfred Sole Starring: Candice Azzara, Carol Kane and Judge Reinhold With the Scary Movie franchise outright refusing to die, it’s pretty easy …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Jack Chandler is a private eye tracking down Samantha the runaway. In his travels, he comes across a gang of chainsaw weilding prostitutes that like to carve people up for their cult REVIEW: Director: Fred Olen Ray Starring: Gunnar Hansen, Linnea Quigley and Jay Richardson At one point in this film, a woman takes off all …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In a rest home for elderly people, a daughter reads her mother’s diary. Soon events that are mentioned in the mother’s diary begin to happen to the daughter. REVIEW: Director: Tony Williams Starring: Jacki Kerin, John Jarratt and Alex Scott Have you ever noticed how, in nearly every horror film ever made, there is a recurring …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Charlie’s ex-wife disappears, and he travels to where she grew up–a rural town in the Midwest–to look for her. But, surprisingly, nobody knows about her or any of her many relatives, the Newmans. He meets aliens; but when he contacts the FBI, they don’t believe him. He tells his story to a tabloid; and suddenly, he …

SYNOPSIS: An orphaned teenager finds himself being dominated by his aunt who’s hell-bent on keeping him with her…at all costs. REVIEW: Director: William Asher Starring: Jimmy McNichol, Susan Tyrell, Julia Duffy and Bo Svenson ‘Psycho for Laymen’. This is probably the best way to sum up Night Warning, although it isn’t necessarily as bad as it sounds. It examines a …

SYNOPSIS: The new owner of a sinister house gets involved with reanimated corpses and demons searching for an ancient Aztec skull with magic powers. REVIEW: Director: Ethan Wiley Starring: Arye Gross, Jonathan Stark, Royal Dano and John Ratzenberger The original House was an underrated gem of a film that married the clever narrative of films like Jacob’s Ladder with the …

SYNOPSIS: A family is confronted in their house by an evil force. REVIEW: Director: Lindsey C. Vickers Starring: Edward Woodward, Jane Merrow and Samantha Weysom During my schooldays, there was this guy I used to hang out with all the time. He was rude, incredibly stubborn, didn’t shower very often and smoked at every available opportunity. And although I still …

SYNOPSIS: A nurse goes to a house to care for a crippled old man. Then people in the house start being murdered.

SYNOPSIS: A police officer suspects that a local husband and father who has recently undergone facial surgery because of injuries received in a car accident is in reality the same man who committed a quadruple murder several years before REVIEW: Director: Douglas Hickox Starring: Keith Carradine, Kathleen Quinlan and Richard Widmark Blackout is an unusual film. It has many flaws, …

SYNOPSIS: A brother and sister arrive in a small town to help their relatives run an amusement park, and they find the town is terrorized by a local street gang. REVIEW: Director: Sean S. Cunningham Starring: Shannon Presby, Lori Loughlin and James Spader Movies like The New Kids aren’t like paintings, which can be interpreted many ways but ultimately can …

SYNOPSIS: A four-part movie series made for Italian television under the umbrella title House of Doom. Legendary Italian horror maestros Umberto Lenzi and Lucio Fulci each contributed two films for the series: Lenzi made HOUSE OF LOST SOULS and HOUSE OF WITCHCRAFT, while Fulci offered HOUSE OF CLOCKS and SWEET HOUSE OF HORRORS. REVIEW: Director: Umberto Lenzi Starring: Joseph Alan …