SYNOPSIS: A small-town crime boss accepts delivery of a stolen car, only to find there’s a baby in the back-seat. He and his transvestite “wife” cut out the boy’s tongue and raise him as a mute accomplice in their crimes. When the grown “Sonny Boy” escapes and tries to make contact with the outside world, the attention he draws to …
Read More »Film Review: Curse II: The Bite (1989)
SYNOPSIS: Young lovers (Jill Schoelen, J. Eddie Peck) go through an old desert test-site full of nuclear-mutated snakes. REVIEW: The Curse II: The Bite is a movie that must have seemed like a good idea on paper but on screen it is fairly dull. Most of the movie is watching a young couple drive around and talk about how in …
Read More »Film Review: Lullaby (2016)
SYNOPSIS: John and Sarah have it all. A happy marriage, two wonderful children, and a beautiful house in a picturesque neighborhood. They’re truly living the American Dream, until the sun sets over their new home, and an unknown terror steps out of the shadows. Sarah is missing. A mysterious caller has their eyes set on the children. And a neighbor …
Read More »Film Review: Trees (2000)
SYNOPSIS: All’s quiet in the small Vermont town of Hazelville as Memorial Day approaches until a string of mysterious deaths begin plaguing forest ranger Mark Cody. As hikers and campers turn up dead, Cody struggles to figure out what’s behind the murders while the Mayor looks to keep the deaths hush-hush, afraid it will affect tourism on the town’s biggest …
Read More »Film Review: The Gate II: Trespassers (1990)
SYNOPSIS: Four teens summon forth a diminuitive, demonic minion from The Other Side to do their bidding and grant their wishes, but of course, they must all ultimately pay the price… REVIEW: The Gate II: Trespassers is the 1990 sequel to the 1987 movie The Gate, which starred a young Stephen Dorff. This movie follows up with the best friend …
Read More »Film Review: B.C. Butcher (2016)
SYNOPSIS: The first slasher film to be set in prehistoric times! REVIEW: B.C. Butcher is the kind of film that seems like it was fun to be on the set. That same fun is not felt in the overall production. The story is muddled, the effects are terrible, the script is childish, and the acting is groan-worthy. I can excuse …
Read More »Film Review: Hell and Back (2015)
SYNOPSIS: Two best friends set out to rescue their pal after he’s accidentally dragged to hell. REVIEW: Just when you thought the worst thing that Freestyle Releasing put out was God’s Not Dead, along came a fancy new contender, Hell and Back. Had I been in middle school or possibly high on drugs, this might have been a humorous movie. …
Read More »Film Review: The Legend of Wasco (2015)
SYNOPSIS: A clown performer and his future brother in-law create a web sensation by dressing up as the infamous Wasco clown and posting pictures on social media. They unwittingly resurrect the real Wasco and his henchmen. As murders rock the community, the friends band together to send the evil clowns back to the grave REVIEW: On paper The Legend of …
Read More »Film Review: They Found Hell (2015)
SYNOPSIS: A group of college students are trapped in hell after a teleportation experiment goes awry, and the inhabitants are determined to devour their souls. REVIEW: When it comes to Syfy original movies you usually have to take them with a grain of salt. Syfy original movies mostly end up in the category of “so bad it’s good” but on …
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