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Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas. REVIEW: Ok kids, got a special film review for you. I just watched it …

SYNOPSIS: A priest is scratched by a piece of amber and begins to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his darker desires, but soon he realizes his powers might be used for good, albeit violent, murderous good. REVIEW: Just take a minute and read this title again – THE VELOCIPASTOR. I cannot rate the amount of …