SYNOPSIS: Robot mercenaries are sent on a mission to activate a machine that will bring about a new age of enlightenment. REVIEW: Let me know if this sounds familiar: A band of unlikely heroes, plucked from obscurity, are tasked to save the world. That’s all The Killer Robots! Crash and Burn is, really: Four robot mercenaries are saved from the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Blade, now a wanted man by the FBI, must join forces with the Nightstalkers to face his most challenging enemy yet: Dracula. REVIEW: It’s almost cruel to compare Blade Trinity to the rest of the trilogy, but I wouldn’t have to if it did enough to stand on its own. Sadly, its failings are even more …

SYNOPSIS: A sentient carousel unicorn gets pushed too far and goes on a murderous rampage. REVIEW: Even as horror comedies go, CarousHELL is one of those movies that has to be seen to be believed. It is every bit as bizarre as its premise promises: The film follows Duke, an inexplicably sentient unicorn at a amusement park carousel, who goes …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the aftermath of the hunt for a serial killer, an ancient curse consumes a city, causing a series of brutal murders and pitting a detective against the clock to save his daughter’s life. REVIEW: The Devil’s Dolls hits the ground running, I’ll give you that: When a serial killer is finally apprehended and gunned down …