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It doesn’t open till this fall but tonight brings us the first official look at MACHETE KILLS which will once again unite the always bad ass Danny Trejo with director Robert Rodrigeuz in what I am sure will be more bloody fun. In the pic below we see Machete doing what he does best (besides killing) as he gets up …

The high octane action and exploitation sensation MACHETE (USA 2010), directed by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis, has won the Night Visions Audience Award 2010 at the Night Visions Film Festival in Helsinki, Finland. This is the first time ever that the award goes not only to an American film, but to an American film with a set theatrical release …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After being betrayed by the organization who hired him, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. REVIEW: Hey there, Hi there, Ho there, you’re as well….wait a minute. That’s not my intro. That belongs to that f*cking mouse that represents a f*cking corporation that I happen to dislike a bit (Even …

Not only was Machete an exciting thrill ride of a film with plenty of grind house beheadings and extreme old school action, but yes – thrill seekers will be running o the box office once they learn of our 2 female stars Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan giving us a full body peak that would top any Halle Berry gratuitous …

A great & gory salutation from The Black Saint to all of you my acolytes. I hope that all of you were as miserable as I was the past few weeks. Miserable is my preferred state of being & if an acolyte of mine then you better get used to being miserable too, it’s actually not too bad if you …

So Lindsey Lohan will be making a very brief cameo appearance in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE, which hits theaters this Friday, but her short entrance and exit will be enough to keep the male gender crawling, especially since she will be nude. If you watch this trailer, you even get a very quick glimpse of a$$ towards the end. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T63_ORJfwcA&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Cool beans, bring on the killing!

I’d put my money on Michelle Rodriguez… Check out Alba and Rodriguez in a new clip! In Machete Danny Trejo is a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed …