Ho! Ho! Horror!
It’s the holiday season,and there are horror films firmly in the spirit and theme of Christmas! Some even have remakes or sequels? Yes it’s true (shudder!).
Check out these titles:
Silent Night,Deadly Night.
Don’t Open ‘Till Christmas.
To All a Good Night.
Rare Exports:A Christmas Tale.
As you can see, there’s a fairly decent amount to choose from, and poke fun at. So, let’s have some Christmas flavored horror film fun,with some deliriously bad jokes about them!¬†
1) What”green” film do you get by crossing A Charlton Heston sci-fi film, and a film with a killer dressed as Santa Claus?
“Soylent Night, Deadly Night!”¬†
2) What movie is about creature rotary tools, that multiply if you get water on them, or feed them after midnight?
3) What film is about a serial killer, reincarnated as a snowman that has emotional distress about everything?
4) What film is about a murderer dressed as Santa Claus, who likes Bo Diddley music?
“Silent Night, Diddley Night!”¬†
5) What film has an escaped maniacal dentist, returning to his childhood home, to prevent tooth decay?¬†
6) What film has a killer in the form of a snowman cake?
7) What film has a killer pretending to be Santa, that can’t stand anything on the E! Channel?
“Christmas E! full!”¬†
8) What film has Tony Hawk dressed as Santa Claus, performing skateboard tricks under the Korvatunturi mountains?
9) What film has a guy dressed as Santa, obsessed with a B-movie actress and her choice of instant coffee?
10) What film is about a killer targeting everyone dressed as Santa, coming for you next, as you go to your job as mall Santa?
“Done Hopin’ ‘Till Christmas!”
11) In what movie did a demon’s son serving 1000 years as Santa, finally have his gambling debt”wiped clean”?
12) In what film does a Santa costumed maniac, torment finishing school girls, by making them workout to”Buns of Steel” twice?
“Dual;a Glute Night”!
Ugh! I think this batch of bad jokes will land me on the naughty list, for sure! ! I hope you enjoyed them, and remember:There’s a bad joke just waiting to be written!¬†
Marry Christmas, Maniacs!
Your Fiend, Yours Drool-ly:
Bad Monster Jokes.Good Monster Masks.
Author of”Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1″