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SYNOPSIS: As a mutated, three-headed, great white shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers have to fight the deadly predator using anything they can find. REVIEW: Do not watch this movie. Ever. Review over. Still not convinced? Sigh… Ok, then, let me try… Asylum is known for their bottom-of-the-barrel approach to filmmaking. …

SYNOPSIS: When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air. REVIEW: Syfy channel has a way of bringing up the quirky and absurd, though in this case you should be thanking the masterminds “The Asylum” for another …