Tag Archives: Don’t Go Near the Park

SYNOPSIS: Two siblings cursed in prehistoric times survive for millennia by feasting on the entrails of young people, prowling in what eventually becomes a park in contemporary Los Angeles.

SYNOPSIS: A pair of ancient siblings spend their days staving off the effects of a curse that has been placed on them (which causes them to rapidly age) by killing others and devouring their entrails. REVIEW: I have seen my share of stinkers in my lifetime, and believe me when I say that Don’t Go Near the Park definitely falls …