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Film Review: They Don’t cut the Grass Anymore! (1985)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: It’s country folk versus city slickers when homicidal Texas lawn trimmers Billy Buck and Jacob head to the wilds of the Long Island suburbs to ply their trade. But these resourceful good ol’ boys don’t just use lawnmowers for grass; they find that people make for good mowing’, too! Soon those green, immaculate lawns are dripping …

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Film Review: Resurrecting The Streetwalker (2009)

Resurrecting The Streetwalker (2009)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: An ambitious young filmmaker discovers an abandoned and incomplete horror movie from the 1980s and decides to finish it – big mistake. REVIEW: Written & Directed by: Ozgur Uyanik Starring: James Powell, Tom Shaw, Lorna Beckett, Hugh Armstrong QUICK FIX: Resurrecting The Streetwalker begins as such: Young James Parker is bound and determined (some would even say desperate) to …

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Film Review: The Bat (1959)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “Mystery writer Cornelia Van Gorder has rented a country house called The Oaks which, not long ago, had been the scene of some murders committed by a strange and violent criminal known as The Bat. Meanwhile, the owner of the house, bank president John Fleming, has recently embezzled one million dollars in securities, and has hidden the …

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Film Review: All The Kind Strangers (1974)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “A couple traveling through a backwoods area are held by a a group of orphans who want them to become their parents. Unfortunately, the kids have a habit of killing adults who refuse that particular honor.” (courtesy IMDB) REVIEW: This week I’m discussing something a little different. No, not a good film, you’ve already had that chance. …

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Film Review: Timo Rose’s Beast (2009)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Several people, cursed to turn into monstrous feral beasts, find themselves pursued through Germany by unknown, violent forces. REVIEW: Directed by: Timo Rose Written by: Timo Rose and Mark Hyacinth Starring: Raine Brown, Joe Zaso, Joe Davison, Andreas Pape, Timo Rose When thinking of a creature called a beast, one might think big mythical creatures such as …

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Film Review: Boston Girls (2010)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Tired of their boyfriends’ infidelities, two girls (Camille Solari and Shay Astar) from Boston make a New Year’s pact to wipe out everyone who has ever mistreated them — and they soon embark on a murderous revenge spree in this indie thriller. Directed by Gabriel Bologna, the film stars his parents, Joseph Bologna and Renée Taylor, …

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Film Review: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Master sorcerer Balthazar Blake recruits an average joe to defend the Earth from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. REVIEW:  Here I am again my little acolytes with the lowdown on “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”. The latest film from the seemingly tied at the waist team of director Jon Turtletaub & Nicholas Cage. It seems that Nick’s only hit …

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Film Review: Killer Car (2008)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An attractive college couple goes on a road trip with some friends. Their destination: majestic waterfalls far away from civilization. A place undisturbed by human progress – no shopping malls, crowded freeways… or cell phone reception. It should be a nice little vacation from the hustle and bustle of the big city. Unfortunately the used car …

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Film Review: Fireball (2009)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Tyler “The Fuse” Draven is a former pro linebacker who has finally hit rock bottom. Draven has been caught using steroids and is no longer allowed to play pro football; if that’s not enough he has a news reporter constantly harassing him waving a camera in his face. After attacking the news reporter Tyler is sent …

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