Video Madness: Scary Dancing Clown

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All right – Tina stop showing so much cleavage and Ricky, spit out that gum – it’s time to get serious; serious like a clown. Which is what we’ll be discussing today. Yesterday, I featured a body-less snake lashing out despite it’s being dead. It was scary – particularly if you’re afraid of snakes, which I am. However, this fear may seem a bit unfounded and wildly ridiculous to the rest of that world. So … Continue reading

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Video Madness: The Goddess Bunny

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All right children, no jokes. Not today. Nope. Today, we’re not f*cking around. This clip was a submission of sorts from everyone’s favorite brutally honest critic, Horrornews.net’s very own Mikey Rots. Mr. Rots showed me this video a few months ago and it has been sitting in the back of my head like a tumor, simply waiting for the right moment to get featured. He sent me the link the other day, like I forgot … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Beheaded Snake Attacks

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Welcome back everyone. I hope you all enjoyed your weekend. We’re going to start the week off with something that scares the creeping f*ck of your good Professor; Snakes.

If your like me, than you find these soulless creatures to be no less than tools of the Dark Lord himself and their general evilness gets under your skin like a rogue splinter. Lets look … Continue reading

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Video Madness: The Cramps – The Way I Walk (State Mental Hospital)

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All right, that’s enough talking. Put your books away, you won’t need them today.No. Today’s a fun day. It’s music time! But this ain’t your mama’s boring music class. This is Professor Fiendy’s Music Room 138 and I won’t be making anyone sing rounds of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”This will have to fall into the “Strange” category, as I don’t know how horrifying it is. It’s bizarre, to be sure, but definitely not terrifying.

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Video Madness: Friday the 13th in 7 Minutes

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Ok children. As you are all aware, today is Thanksgiving and you shouldn’t actually be in class. I apologize for this misunderstanding. Your Professor had a nice Thanksgiving themed lesson prepared for today, but it didn’t exactly work out. So, like you, he now wants to get out of here as soon as possible – not before we give thanks and get to some madness however.

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Video Madness: Giant Centipede and the Mouse

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Ok children; take out your safety pencils and a circle of paper. Today’s lesson is for all you entomology geeks out there. We’ll be talking about Centipedes. The standard repository for all Internet based information (read: Wikipedia) has this to say about centipedes.

“Centipedes (from Latin prefix centi-, “hundred”, and Greek ποδός podos, “foot”) are arthropods belonging to the class Chilopoda and the Subphylum Myriapoda. They are elongated metameric animals with one pair of legs … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Marvel Zombies

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Ok class, today I have a homespun treat. It’s a submission I just received from an FX artist friend of mine and certified class clown, Dave Brooke. It’s a short, fan made trailer for “Marvel Zombies” created by his cohorts Scotty Fields and Jim Ojala.

I believe I’ve met Scotty before, however it was at a costume party where he was donning the Hulk suit from this short. So I couldn’t pick him out … Continue reading

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Video Madness: CottonMouth

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All right children, lets cut the chatter. We’ve got a nice filmstrip planned for today.Take notes here kids, for today’s lesson is a submission I received from everyone’s favorite mistress of the night, horrornews.net’s very own Dai. Don’t be afraid to take a page out of her book and do the same.

This little number is a short film entitled “Cottonmouth” directed by Christopher P. Garetano. It’s based on a tale woven by former Fangoria … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Amazing Horror Album cover Animation

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Was just sent this today. You deserve to treat yourself to this cool take on animated famous album covers with a horror twist. Great for adding some flair to those humdrum momemts at the office, check it out!

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Video Madness: Judgement Day?

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Here ya go, now that the time has passed, this billboard seems a bit silly. Then again no one really believe it much anyways. It provided an interesting segment in history that helped sell a few books. The event came and went without even a drizzle. Though there was a small media buildup that provided a few fun moments.

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Video Madness: Charlie Sheen in ‘The Sheening’

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Horrornews.net is Winning! Charlie Sheen is all over every internet website, so why should HNN be any different? This is a pretty funny spoof on Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. 

Later Trolls,
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Smalltown USA ( Zombie Short )

When Sean and Kelly can’t find their campsite, they are relieved to stumble into the quintessential All-American town.
Until they meet the welcoming committee.

Smalltown, USA
Where the grass is green, the air smells sweet and the residents are … hungry.

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Video Madness – Groovie Goolies

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Here is another trip back to the world of Saturday Morning Cartoons with Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman, and more in the Groovie Goolies.

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Video Madness – Monster Squad

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This TV series has it all … Dracula, Frankenstein, The Wolfman, and Gopher from the Love Boat? That’s right, Fred Grandy was right there with The Monster Squad in this 1976 Saturday morning treat as three classic horror monster wax figures come to life to battle evil. Hey, didn’t we see Count Chocula and Frankenberry the other day. The perfect breakfast food to go along with this treasure. I can just … Continue reading

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Video Madness: The Muppet Show with Vincent Price

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This clip from The Muppet Show exposes Kermit the Frog for what he really is… a vampire! This is scary good stuff as the horror legend Vincent Price is a guest on The Muppet Show and HE GETS BIT! Talk about turning the tables on this icon of the macabre. The Muppet Show was wonderful just for the fact that some of the biggest stars in the industry became … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Three Stooges / The Ghost Talks

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THE THREE STOOGES: “The Ghost Talks” (1949)

This is The Three Stooges at their best as Larry, Mo, and Shemp offer up plenty of laughs and scares in this episode titled “The Ghost Talks”. This immediately brings me back to when I was a kid and watching these old Stooges shorts. The scary one’s were always my favorite. Here we see some classic early horror comedy as the … Continue reading

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