Video Madness: Indian Thriller or “Kella”?

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Welcome back everyone. It’s the first full week of the New Year. You’re all back at work, fighting to make ends meet and generally being pissed off. Perhaps you’re not, and if so, I feel truly happy for those that have found happiness in their work. Granted, I love doing this column, but it’s definitely not my work, and I have to do sh*t I don’t enjoy just like everyone else to get a table … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Worst Movie Scenes Ever!

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Well, that just about wraps it up for 2008, kids. 2009 is breathing down our necks; it’s voice thick with innuendo and promises for the New Year. Yeah, I remember hearing all those sweet nothings from 2008 – and guess what, she didn’t f*cking deliver. So, perhaps my skepticism for 2009 is rightly justified. Who knows?

I hope you’ve all had fun here in the Fiendatory this year. It has been my pleasure to entertain, … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Creepy Ass Doll Commericals

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Settle down children, I know it’s only Wednesday, but that’s the hump day, and if any of the more nubile girls in the class wish to see exactly what that entails, the supply closet is just to my left here. No? Fine. Turn to page 23 in your textbooks, today’s not going to be fun.

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Video Madness: Scary Santa SlideShow

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Merry Christmas, children. I hope Santa was better to you this year than he was to your Professor. Between losing his tenure and an impending sexual harassment lawsuit with statutory implications, it hasn’t been a good Christmas season for dear old Fiendy. I’ve managed to persevere – well at least enough to deliver a new column – something that’s been difficult in the days leading up to this joyous holiday.

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Video Madness: Creepy Adventures of Mark Twain

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Well hello there, children. Today we’re going to go back into that big bag of strange I like to pull sh*t out of every once and a while. There are certainly some horrific overtones, but bizarre is the primary adjective at play here. This is a little segment from a movie you just might have seen in your younger years called “The Adventures of Mark Twain.”

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Video Madness: Horror Friends – Freddy Vlog

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This latest clip comes from Funny or Die, a hilarious little clip of Freddy Krueger taking a few mintues to update his VLOG. Michael Myers, his roommate is on hand to provide some worthy back humor.

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Video Madness: Scary Painting – Eyes Move

Video Madness: Scary Painting – Eyes Move

Found this today online, the details documented below:
“During our investigation of a haunting painting that was posted on GhostGirI’s channel, we documented a Rapid Eye Movement event. This painting, a mourning portrait, or Ars Moriendi, or Memento Mori, part of a centuries old tradition of painting the deceased, depicts a young girl as she appeared in life.

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Video Madness: The Brothers Grunt

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Today, we have editors choice per Bone Digger. If you winked back in the 90′s, you may have missed this great disgusting cartoon series from MTV. Still today its pretty hard to find though with the glory of YouTube, theres still hope to generate a new following. In digging, I found this little Wikipedia info:

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Video Madness: Muppet Hunt (Fridays Skit)

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Melanie Chartoff does a news report on the controversial event  that they are calling  the Muppet Hunt.

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Video Madness: Gnomes

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Up yours, children! Sorry for that outburst, I just felt like I needed to change it up a bit. Seymour Skinner seemed like a good candidate to do that with. Moving on, here we are, it’s Wednesday, and we got some more work scheduled for Urban Legends. Let’s get right to it.

Gnomes are weird. What is a gnome, exactly? Why does their name … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Lizard People Among Us

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This little ditty was a testimonial I found, that suggests that Lizard folks are living among us. I may frequent a few of these as they are quite compelling. Othere theories suggest that they are keeping some in the Denver DIA underground tunnels. Seeing that I live close to that area, I’ll be watching for a a decrease in fly activity.

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Video Madness: 3 Men, A Baby and a Ghost

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Morning kids. Let’s all take out our pencils and continue the week’s lesson on Urban Legends. Today’s madness is a legend I’m sure you’ll all heard in the past. If you haven’t, then well, I can’t even imagine the string of circumstances that has led to you never hearing about this. Needless to say, that string has also led you to not surfing horrornews.net either, so I’m essentially talking to no one right now. Irregardless, … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Gloomy Sunday

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Welcome back everyone. I trust you all got as hopelessly drunk as your Professor did this weekend. Something has to make the pain of the week go away, right? Well, that’s probably a lesson for another day, and perhaps another, more proper Professor.

Last week we had a bit of a reprieve. We took a look at some ridiculous and silly videos to help us recover from the previous week’s tunneling into phobias. Well, this … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Super VIII

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Hello everyone. Today is another day. I trust you had no troubles sleeping these last few nights, well, unless you have a problem with grave robbing, necrophilia, slightly effeminate horror icons, or foolishness. If that case, then today’s madness is sure to give you nightmares.

Not at all necro-erotic, or particularly disrespectful to the dead, today’s madness is however chock full of all that … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Monster Parties

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Welcome back, children. Last week was a truly terrifying one, filled with phobias and madness plucked lovingly from the bowels of the human psyche. This week we’re going to take it easy and relax a bit – with some comedy. Yes, yes. I know. “But Professor Fiendy, your suppose to show us crazy videos of cows eating tigers, and rich men hunting hobos with harpoons.”

Well, while this is true, it’s not the whole … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Freddy Krueger – Sex Offender

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Morning everyone. Let’s get right to it. Today’s Madness comes from the website funnyordie.com, where many of you may have seen Will Ferrell getting a stern talking to from a small landlord or roughing up hybrid owners. Either way, this is a pretty silly little skit involving everyone’s favorite dream demon, Freddy Kruegur.

In it, Freddy must alert local residents of his status … Continue reading

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