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This latest clip comes from Funny or Die, a hilarious little clip of Freddy Krueger taking a few mintues to update his VLOG. Michael Myers, his roommate is on hand to provide some worthy back humor.
Found this today online, the details documented below:
“During our investigation of a haunting painting that was posted on GhostGirI’s channel, we documented a Rapid Eye Movement event. This painting, a mourning portrait, or Ars Moriendi, or Memento Mori, part of a centuries old tradition of painting the deceased, depicts a young girl as she appeared in life.
The spontaneous … Continue reading
Today, we have editors choice per Bone Digger. If you winked back in the 90’s, you may have missed this great disgusting cartoon series from MTV. Still today its pretty hard to find though with the glory of YouTube, theres still hope to generate a new following. In digging, I found this little Wikipedia info:
The series centered around an ensemble cast … Continue reading
Melanie Chartoff does a news report on the controversial eventÂ that they are callingÂ the Muppet Hunt.
Up yours, children! Sorry for that outburst, I just felt like I needed to change it up a bit. Seymour Skinner seemed like a good candidate to do that with. Moving on, here we are, itâ€™s Wednesday, and we got some more work scheduled for Urban Legends. Letâ€™s get right to it.
Gnomes are weird. What is a gnome, exactly? Why does their name … Continue reading
This little ditty was a testimonial I found, that suggests that Lizard folks are living among us. I may frequent a few of these as they are quite compelling. Othere theories suggest that they are keeping some in the Denver DIA underground tunnels. Seeing that I live close to that area, I’ll be watching for a a decrease in fly activity.
Morning kids. Letâ€™s all take out our pencils and continue the weekâ€™s lesson on Urban Legends. Todayâ€™s madness is a legend Iâ€™m sure youâ€™ll all heard in the past. If you havenâ€™t, then well, I canâ€™t even imagine the string of circumstances that has led to you never hearing about this. Needless to say, that string has also led you to not surfing horrornews.net either, so Iâ€™m essentially talking to no one right now. Irregardless, … Continue reading
Welcome back everyone. I trust you all got as hopelessly drunk as your Professor did this weekend. Something has to make the pain of the week go away, right? Well, thatâ€™s probably a lesson for another day, and perhaps another, more proper Professor.
Last week we had a bit of a reprieve. We took a look at some ridiculous and silly videos to help us recover from the previous weekâ€™s tunneling into phobias. Well, this … Continue reading
Hello everyone. Today is another day. I trust you had no troubles sleeping these last few nights, well, unless you have a problem with grave robbing, necrophilia, slightly effeminate horror icons, or foolishness. If that case, then todayâ€™s madness is sure to give you nightmares.
Not at all necro-erotic, or particularly disrespectful to the dead, todayâ€™s madness is however chock full of all that … Continue reading
Welcome back, children. Last week was a truly terrifying one, filled with phobias and madness plucked lovingly from the bowels of the human psyche. This week weâ€™re going to take it easy and relax a bit – with some comedy. Yes, yes. I know. â€śBut Professor Fiendy, your suppose to show us crazy videos of cows eating tigers, and rich men hunting hobos with harpoons.â€ť
Well, while this is true, itâ€™s not the whole … Continue reading
Morning everyone. Letâ€™s get right to it. Todayâ€™s Madness comes from the website funnyordie.com, where many of you may have seen Will Ferrell getting a stern talking to from a small landlord or roughing up hybrid owners. Either way, this is a pretty silly little skit involving everyoneâ€™s favorite dream demon, Freddy Kruegur.
In it, Freddy must alert local residents of his status … Continue reading
All right â€“ Tina stop showing so much cleavage and Ricky, spit out that gum â€“ itâ€™s time to get serious; serious like a clown. Which is what weâ€™ll be discussing today. Yesterday, I featured a body-less snake lashing out despite itâ€™s being dead. It was scary â€“ particularly if youâ€™re afraid of snakes, which I am. However, this fear may seem a bit unfounded and wildly ridiculous to the rest of that world. So … Continue reading
All right children, no jokes. Not today. Nope. Today, weâ€™re not f*cking around. This clip was a submission of sorts from everyoneâ€™s favorite brutally honest critic, Horrornews.netâ€™s very own Mikey Rots. Mr. Rots showed me this video a few months ago and it has been sitting in the back of my head like a tumor, simply waiting for the right moment to get featured. He sent me the link the other day, like I forgot … Continue reading
Welcome back everyone. I hope you all enjoyed your weekend. Weâ€™re going to start the week off with something that scares the creeping f*ck of your good Professor; Snakes.
If your like me, than you find these soulless creatures to be no less than tools of the Dark Lord himself and their general evilness gets under your skin like a rogue splinter. Lets look … Continue reading
All right, thatâ€™s enough talking. Put your books away, you wonâ€™t need them today.No. Todayâ€™s a fun day. Itâ€™s music time! But this ainâ€™t your mamaâ€™s boring music class. This is Professor Fiendyâ€™s Music Room 138 and I wonâ€™t be making anyone sing rounds of â€śRow, Row, Row Your Boat.â€ťThis will have to fall into the â€śStrangeâ€ť category, as I donâ€™t know how horrifying it is. Itâ€™s bizarre, to be sure, but definitely not terrifying.
Ok children. As you are all aware, today is Thanksgiving and you shouldnâ€™t actually be in class. I apologize for this misunderstanding. Your Professor had a nice Thanksgiving themed lesson prepared for today, but it didnâ€™t exactly work out. So, like you, he now wants to get out of here as soon as possible – not before we give thanks and get to some madness however.
Ok children; take out your safety pencils and a circle of paper. Todayâ€™s lesson is for all you entomology geeks out there. Weâ€™ll be talking about Centipedes. The standard repository for all Internet based information (read: Wikipedia) has this to say about centipedes.
â€śCentipedes (from Latin prefix centi-, “hundred”, and Greek Ď€ÎżÎ´ĎŚĎ‚ podos, “foot”) are arthropods belonging to the class Chilopoda and the Subphylum Myriapoda. They are elongated metameric animals with one pair of legs … Continue reading
Ok class, today I have a homespun treat. Itâ€™s a submission I just received from an FX artist friend of mine and certified class clown, Dave Brooke. Itâ€™s a short, fan made trailer for â€śMarvel Zombiesâ€ť created by his cohorts Scotty Fields and Jim Ojala.
I believe Iâ€™ve met Scotty before, however it was at a costume party where he was donning the Hulk suit from this short. So I couldnâ€™t pick him out … Continue reading
All right children, lets cut the chatter. Weâ€™ve got a nice filmstrip planned for today.Take notes here kids, for todayâ€™s lesson is a submission I received from everyoneâ€™s favorite mistress of the night, horrornews.netâ€™s very own Dai. Donâ€™t be afraid to take a page out of her book and do the same.
This little number is a short film entitled â€śCottonmouthâ€ť directed by Christopher P. Garetano. Itâ€™s based on a tale woven by former Fangoria … Continue reading
Was just sent this today. You deserve to treat yourself to this cool take on animated famous album covers with a horror twist. Great for adding some flair to those humdrum momemts at the office, check it out!
Here ya go, now that the time has passed, this billboard seems a bit silly. Then again no one really believe it much anyways. It provided an interesting segment in history that helped sell a few books. The event came and went without even a drizzle. Though there was a small media buildup that provided a few fun moments.