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Interviewed by: Mike Joy
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Reviewed by: Dave Gammon
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Welcome back everyone. Itâ€™s the first full week of the New Year. Youâ€™re all back at work, fighting to make ends meet and generally being pissed off. Perhaps youâ€™re not, and if so, I feel truly happy for those that have found happiness in their work. Granted, I love doing this column, but itâ€™s definitely not my work, and I have to do sh*t I donâ€™t enjoy just like everyone else to get a table … Continue reading
Well, that just about wraps it up for 2008, kids. 2009 is breathing down our necks; itâ€™s voice thick with innuendo and promises for the New Year. Yeah, I remember hearing all those sweet nothings from 2008 â€“ and guess what, she didnâ€™t f*cking deliver. So, perhaps my skepticism for 2009 is rightly justified. Who knows?
I hope youâ€™ve all had fun here in the Fiendatory this year. It has been my pleasure to entertain, … Continue reading
Settle down children, I know itâ€™s only Wednesday, but thatâ€™s the hump day, and if any of the more nubile girls in the class wish to see exactly what that entails, the supply closet is just to my left here. No? Fine. Turn to page 23 in your textbooks, todayâ€™s not going to be fun.
Merry Christmas, children. I hope Santa was better to you this year than he was to your Professor. Between losing his tenure and an impending sexual harassment lawsuit with statutory implications, it hasnâ€™t been a good Christmas season for dear old Fiendy. Iâ€™ve managed to persevere – well at least enough to deliver a new column – something thatâ€™s been difficult in the days leading up to this joyous holiday.
Well hello there, children. Today weâ€™re going to go back into that big bag of strange I like to pull sh*t out of every once and a while. There are certainly some horrific overtones, but bizarre is the primary adjective at play here. This is a little segment from a movie you just might have seen in your younger years called â€śThe Adventures of Mark Twain.â€ť
This latest clip comes from Funny or Die, a hilarious little clip of Freddy Krueger taking a few mintues to update his VLOG. Michael Myers, his roommate is on hand to provide some worthy back humor.
Found this today online, the details documented below:
“During our investigation of a haunting painting that was posted on GhostGirI’s channel, we documented a Rapid Eye Movement event. This painting, a mourning portrait, or Ars Moriendi, or Memento Mori, part of a centuries old tradition of painting the deceased, depicts a young girl as she appeared in life.
The spontaneous … Continue reading
Today, we have editors choice per Bone Digger. If you winked back in the 90′s, you may have missed this great disgusting cartoon series from MTV. Still today its pretty hard to find though with the glory of YouTube, theres still hope to generate a new following. In digging, I found this little Wikipedia info:
The series centered around an ensemble cast … Continue reading
Melanie Chartoff does a news report on the controversial eventÂ that they are callingÂ the Muppet Hunt.
Up yours, children! Sorry for that outburst, I just felt like I needed to change it up a bit. Seymour Skinner seemed like a good candidate to do that with. Moving on, here we are, itâ€™s Wednesday, and we got some more work scheduled for Urban Legends. Letâ€™s get right to it.
Gnomes are weird. What is a gnome, exactly? Why does their name … Continue reading
This little ditty was a testimonial I found, that suggests that Lizard folks are living among us. I may frequent a few of these as they are quite compelling. Othere theories suggest that they are keeping some in the Denver DIA underground tunnels. Seeing that I live close to that area, I’ll be watching for a a decrease in fly activity.
Morning kids. Letâ€™s all take out our pencils and continue the weekâ€™s lesson on Urban Legends. Todayâ€™s madness is a legend Iâ€™m sure youâ€™ll all heard in the past. If you havenâ€™t, then well, I canâ€™t even imagine the string of circumstances that has led to you never hearing about this. Needless to say, that string has also led you to not surfing horrornews.net either, so Iâ€™m essentially talking to no one right now. Irregardless, … Continue reading
Welcome back everyone. I trust you all got as hopelessly drunk as your Professor did this weekend. Something has to make the pain of the week go away, right? Well, thatâ€™s probably a lesson for another day, and perhaps another, more proper Professor.
Last week we had a bit of a reprieve. We took a look at some ridiculous and silly videos to help us recover from the previous weekâ€™s tunneling into phobias. Well, this … Continue reading
Hello everyone. Today is another day. I trust you had no troubles sleeping these last few nights, well, unless you have a problem with grave robbing, necrophilia, slightly effeminate horror icons, or foolishness. If that case, then todayâ€™s madness is sure to give you nightmares.
Not at all necro-erotic, or particularly disrespectful to the dead, todayâ€™s madness is however chock full of all that … Continue reading
Welcome back, children. Last week was a truly terrifying one, filled with phobias and madness plucked lovingly from the bowels of the human psyche. This week weâ€™re going to take it easy and relax a bit – with some comedy. Yes, yes. I know. â€śBut Professor Fiendy, your suppose to show us crazy videos of cows eating tigers, and rich men hunting hobos with harpoons.â€ť
Well, while this is true, itâ€™s not the whole … Continue reading
Morning everyone. Letâ€™s get right to it. Todayâ€™s Madness comes from the website funnyordie.com, where many of you may have seen Will Ferrell getting a stern talking to from a small landlord or roughing up hybrid owners. Either way, this is a pretty silly little skit involving everyoneâ€™s favorite dream demon, Freddy Kruegur.
In it, Freddy must alert local residents of his status … Continue reading