12 The Last Exorcism Jokes

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The Last Excorcism, is about a minister reluctantly performing a spirit removal, or excorcism, in front of a film documentary crew. It’s directed by Daniel Stamm, and produced by Eli Roth, among others. 1. What did the minister do , when his subject was possesed by the spirit of Charles Atlas? Performed his “Last Flex-orcism”! 2. What do you call a procedure to remove the spirit of an Ogre, one final time? The “Last Shreks-orcism”! … Continue reading

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The Last Exorcism: Promises to Scare the hell out of you!

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After a career spent helping the devout through prayer and trickery, Reverend Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) invites a film crew to document his final fraudulent days as an exorcist. Soon his faith is truly tested when a desperate plea from the father of a possessed girl (Ashley Bell) brings him face to face with the devil himself. Well guess he gets what his lying ass deserves then don’t he. I wonder if he will be … Continue reading

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More new Images from The Last Exorcism

If you plan on going to see Eli Roth’s THE LAST EXORCISM on August 27th, then a few new images from the film can’t hurt to view before you go. Click here to view more images:

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The Last Exorcism: August 27th Check this international one sheet out!

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The Last Exorcism has the arrival on the rural Louisiana farm of Louis Sweetzer of the Reverend Cotton Marcus who expects to perform just another routine “exorcism” on a disturbed religious fanatic. An earnest fundamentalist, Sweetzer has contacted the charismatic preacher as a last resort, certain his teenage daughter Nell is possessed by a demon who must be exorcized before their terrifying ordeal ends in unimaginable tragedy. Buckling under the weight of his conscience after … Continue reading

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