Film Review: Porkchop (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: A group of campers are stalked by a deranged redneck with a pig mask. REVIEW: Have you ever seen that horror movie where a bunch of college-aged kids pile into a van and take a trip together, and then they end up either getting lost or changing plans and going to an unchartered area, and then one by one the stereotyped characters get bumped off by a sadistic killer with a backstory-sized chip on … Continue reading

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Film Review: Porkchop II: Rise of the Rind (2011)

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SYNOPSIS: Teens are slaughtered by a deranged killer in a pig mask. REVIEW: This sequel to 2010′s splatterfest “Porkchop” was released overseas under the much more lyrical title of “Porkchop II: Rise of the Rind“, I suspect to avoid confusing the more discerning slasher fanatic. No moniker applied, no matter how alliterative, however, can change this one simple and irrefutable truth: “Porkchops” is the most fun you’ll have watching a travesty of a motion picture … Continue reading

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