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Film Review: Machete (2010)


SYNOPSIS: After being betrayed by the organization who hired him, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. REVIEW: Hey there, Hi there, Ho there, you’re as well….wait a minute. That’s not my intro. That belongs to that f*cking mouse that represents a f*cking corporation that I happen to dislike a bit (Even though I was …

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Lindsey Lohan strips in new tv trailer for ‘Machete’

So Lindsey Lohan will be making a very brief cameo appearance in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE, which hits theaters this Friday, but her short entrance and exit will be enough to keep the male gender crawling, especially since she will be nude. If you watch this trailer, you even get a very quick glimpse of a$$ towards the end. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T63_ORJfwcA&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

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Machete: New Alba Clip

I’d put my money on Michelle Rodriguez… Check out Alba and Rodriguez in a new clip! In Machete Danny Trejo is a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed …

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