Film Review: F (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: A group of teachers must defend themselves from a gang of murderous kids when their school comes under siege after hours. REVIEW: This is a fairly brief feature length film and it wastes absolutely no time in launching straight into the story, which is something I admire. Although plot development is undeniably important, I can’t help but respect a movie which instantly grabs the viewer by the throat and punches them in the face … Continue reading

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Film Review: Grimm’s Snow White (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: When the King is killed by ferocious reptile beasts, his Queen takes control of the kingdom. She tries to kill her beautiful stepdaughter SNOW, but she escapes into the enchanted forest… REVIEW: What would the world be like without The Asylum? Those fabulous makers and distrubutors of such screen gems as Titanic II, 2010 Moby Dick, Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, Transmorphers, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, The Terminators, and Snakes on a Train. Did … Continue reading

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Film Review: RoadKill (2011)

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SYNOPSIS: Six young friends on a road trip in Ireland run afoul of gypsies who curse them for accidentally running down an old woman. The curse takes the form of a terrifying flying beast that tries killing them all. REVIEW: Directed by Johannes Roberts Written by Rick Suvalle Starring: Kacey Barnfield, Stephen Rea, Eliza Bennett Best line: “Ok, I don’t know what is more creepy: imagining some gypsy death hawk, or freaky, feral kid out … Continue reading

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