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Film Review: The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

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“Doctors are being murdered in a bizarre manner: bats, bees, killer frog masks, etc. which represent the ten Biblical plagues. The crimes are orchestrated by a demented organ player with the help of his mute assistant. The detective is stumped until he finds that all of the doctors being killed assisted a Doctor Vesalius on an unsuccessful operation involving the wife of Doctor Phibes, but he couldn’t be the culprit, could he? … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Raven (1963)

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“The magician Doctor Erasmus Craven, who chooses not belong to the Brotherhood Of Magicians, grieves the loss of his beloved wife Lenore and lives in a castle with his daughter Estelle. One day, a raven knocks on his window and Craven learns that the bird is actually the magician Doctor Adolphus Bedlo who was turned into a raven after challenging the powerful magician Doctor Scarabus who was an enemy of his father. … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Diner of the Living Dead (Fridays Skit)

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From episode 3 of Friday’s – 1980 – This clip was banned after showing. In fact I don’t rember this espidoe ever airing again. Times sure have changed with TV shows like “The Walking Dead”. Better for us!

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“Diner of the Living Dead”[1] – In this parody of the famed zombie films of George Romero, a married couple (played by … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Amateur Monster Movie (2011)

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“After a group of boy scouts are mysteriously killed by a wolf-like creature on Cadaverous Island, Walter Romero, whose best friend was among the killed, sets out to find exactly what happened. In order to reach the island, Walter teams up with Johnny Mason, neighborhood stoner, to smoke up Ashley Valinski, neighborhood hottie, and get her to take them out on her father’s boat. But soon after arriving on Cadaverous Island, a … Continue reading

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Film Review: Saw Misgivings (short film) (2012)

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‘Saw Misgivings’ is a tongue in cheek horror/comedy based around the ‘Saw’ franchise.  It’s a kind of ‘Saw’ meets ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’.  ‘Saw Misgivings’ finds Janey, a suburban housewife, preparing for dinner guests while being hampered a hapless husband and wearing a ‘Saw’ style medieval headtrap which could kill her at any moment. Will she escape death?  More importantly, will she get dinner ready before her guests arrive?  ‘Saw Misgivings’ has been … Continue reading

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12 Bad Jokes About Daybreakers

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Daybreakers (2009), is a vampire film noir hybrid, with a futuristic vein (see what I did there?), starring Ethan Hawke, Sam Neil and Willem Dafoe. It is directed by the Spierig brothers, Michael and Peter. The film is about a human blood shortage affecting the vampires and the struggle to find a suitable replacement. It’s quite stylish and entertaining. So there’s… wait. I think…yes, there will be…Mwhuhuhuhahahahaha!

1) The film’s opening sequence, had a vampire … Continue reading

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12 Bad Jokes About Troll Hunter

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Troll Hunter (2010) is directed by Andre Ovredal and is the story of a university students filming the exploits of a man named Otto, who is involved in a clandestine government group. The group secretly protects the people of Norway, from giant Trolls .

You know what ? I feel like investigating something myself .Let ‘ s see if we can put together a gigantic group of bad jokes! How about … 12 Bad Jokes … Continue reading

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‘Slash ‘Em’ Debuts with New Horror Comedy Animated Web Series

‘Slash ‘Em’ Debuts with New Horror Comedy Animated Web Series

Mondo Media (the company that puts out Happy Tree Friends) has juts announced a new comedy animated web series titled “Slash ‘Em” that you can check out for free online.

This pilot features voice. actress Amber Nash (who voices Pam on Archer) and several artists/animators that worked on Archer as well like Adam Toews, Kim Feigenbaum, Rod Ben, Jennifer Montes, etc.

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12 Bad Jokes About ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’

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Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2010), is directed by Troy Nixey and written by Guillermo Del Toro. It is a remake of a 1973″ made for television” movie, of the same name. A girl, a house, and tiny creatures that want your teeth! Well, why don’t we take a look at this film in the way, that only we can! Yes, that’s right! Let’s chew up 12 Bad Jokes About: Don’t Be Afraid of … Continue reading

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Video Madness: The Sims Horror Movie

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If you like Sims and Horror, then this little skit won’t only make sense but might just make your day. This little piece originates from the CollegeHumor.com site, check it out!

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Video Madness: Indian Thriller or “Kella”?

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Welcome back everyone. It’s the first full week of the New Year. You’re all back at work, fighting to make ends meet and generally being pissed off. Perhaps you’re not, and if so, I feel truly happy for those that have found happiness in their work. Granted, I love doing this column, but it’s definitely not my work, and I have to do sh*t I don’t enjoy just like everyone else to get a table … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Creepy Ass Doll Commericals

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Settle down children, I know it’s only Wednesday, but that’s the hump day, and if any of the more nubile girls in the class wish to see exactly what that entails, the supply closet is just to my left here. No? Fine. Turn to page 23 in your textbooks, today’s not going to be fun.

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Video Madness: Scary Santa SlideShow

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Merry Christmas, children. I hope Santa was better to you this year than he was to your Professor. Between losing his tenure and an impending sexual harassment lawsuit with statutory implications, it hasn’t been a good Christmas season for dear old Fiendy. I’ve managed to persevere – well at least enough to deliver a new column – something that’s been difficult in the days leading up to this joyous holiday.

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Video Madness: Creepy Adventures of Mark Twain

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Well hello there, children. Today we’re going to go back into that big bag of strange I like to pull sh*t out of every once and a while. There are certainly some horrific overtones, but bizarre is the primary adjective at play here. This is a little segment from a movie you just might have seen in your younger years called “The Adventures of Mark Twain.”

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Video Madness: Horror Friends – Freddy Vlog

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This latest clip comes from Funny or Die, a hilarious little clip of Freddy Krueger taking a few mintues to update his VLOG. Michael Myers, his roommate is on hand to provide some worthy back humor.

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12 Bad Jokes About ‘Children of the Corn’

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Children of the Corn was released in 1984. It is directed by Fritz Kiersch and based on a short story by Stephen King, about a group of children that follow some type of force in the cornfields.The force tells them through Isaac, to kill the town’s adult population. I almost thought I was related to the corn kid followers, with my bad jokes and such.But, Isaac put a stop to that! Oh well, I think … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Scary Painting – Eyes Move

Video Madness: Scary Painting – Eyes Move

Found this today online, the details documented below:
“During our investigation of a haunting painting that was posted on GhostGirI’s channel, we documented a Rapid Eye Movement event. This painting, a mourning portrait, or Ars Moriendi, or Memento Mori, part of a centuries old tradition of painting the deceased, depicts a young girl as she appeared in life.

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Video Madness: The Brothers Grunt

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Today, we have editors choice per Bone Digger. If you winked back in the 90’s, you may have missed this great disgusting cartoon series from MTV. Still today its pretty hard to find though with the glory of YouTube, theres still hope to generate a new following. In digging, I found this little Wikipedia info:

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Video Madness: Muppet Hunt (Fridays Skit)

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Melanie Chartoff does a news report on the controversial event  that they are calling  the Muppet Hunt.

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Video Madness: 3 Men, A Baby and a Ghost

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Morning kids. Let’s all take out our pencils and continue the week’s lesson on Urban Legends. Today’s madness is a legend I’m sure you’ll all heard in the past. If you haven’t, then well, I can’t even imagine the string of circumstances that has led to you never hearing about this. Needless to say, that string has also led you to not surfing horrornews.net either, so I’m essentially talking to no one right now. Irregardless, … Continue reading

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12 Bad Jokes About: The Final Destination Franchise

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Final Destination 5 (2011), is directed by Steven Quale.This is the latest installment of the F.D.franchise.Quale, along with previous directors James Wong, David R.Ellis (two F.D. films each), brings an interesting idea to the screen.

Premonitions of death and cheating death itself, are the common threads.Tony Todd takes another turn in his reoccurring role.The uncommon thread, is the one we will weave with today.I’m talking about:

1) These people escaped disaster and death, because of … Continue reading

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