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August 13th, 2014
Reviewed by: seanofthedead
Category: Book Reviews
August 12th, 2014
Reviewed by: Anton Cancre
Category: Book Reviews
August 10th, 2014
Reviewed by: Horrornews.net
Category: Book Reviews
Though all this, we the Comics Fans have cried out âWhy? âŚWhy so serious!?!â
It is time for someone to put a stop to this. Or at the very least, point out how silly it is. Itâs time for a heroâŚ to Rise.
The powers that be have ordered me (can you believe that, me being ordered by anyone) to cover Creation Entertainments Weekend Of Horror & far be it from me to ignore a direct order. Although The Black Saint bows to no one & fears nothing (maybe ladybugs..I hate those little f*ckers) I graciously accepted the assignment for two reasons: I don’t get out much. My Mausoleum has everything I need to keep me happy & … Continue reading
What’s going on acolytes of mine? It is I your lord & master The Black Saint back again with the latest & greatest news in the world of Horror/Sci-Fi this week. I do hope that all of you have been following my directives each & every week. It is very important….to you! I like the idea of all of my acolytes reading my weekly column & anxiously awaiting the next one. I also enjoy the … Continue reading
Welcome! Welcome to the coolest (I’m not kidding, it’s freezing in here) Mausoleum you could find yourself in. The one in which I, The Black Saint call home. If you are members of my ever growing legion of acolytes you should be on your knees right now awaiting my words of wisdom & news from the wacky town we call Horrorwood. If you’re not an acolyte yet…you will be soon enough so kneel down anyway! … Continue reading
Oh! Good evening to all of you, my minions! As I belch these words out onto the net’ I feel my army growing ever so stronger…so much more aware of their wondrous leader (that would be me – Black Saint….remember)? And eagerly await whatever news he has for them with blood dripping from their canines & their bills for the month all paid up. No deadbeats in my army. We are getting stronger by the … Continue reading
A great & gory salutation from The Black Saint to all of you my acolytes. I hope that all of you were as miserable as I was the past few weeks. Miserable is my preferred state of being & if an acolyte of mine then you better get used to being miserable too, it’s actually not too bad if you give it a shot…try it!
I have been away on a short … Continue reading
LET THE REAPING BEGIN
Greetings all you wonderful pieces of meatâŚÂ Yes, I called you all pieces of meat, because we are all edible and Iâve always wanted to go all Hannibal Lector on someoneâs ass, just for the fun of it.Â Maybe Iâm alone on all the cannibal carnage, but heck, I say try anything once.Â Anyways, I was recently mentioned inÂ www.horrorinthehammer.com âs âScreamwave Horror Podcast #15â!! You can check it out atÂ http://www.screamwave.libsyn.com … Continue reading
Shamrocks & Shenanigans to all of you..my acolytes. All of you who worship & praise at the altar of The Black Saint. I am just about fully recovered from the abomination called “The Last Exorcism” & I am ready to bash all of you over the head with bits of news from what the late, great Forrest J. Ackerman called “Horrorwood”. Now before I get started I just want to let you … Continue reading
Hello & a grisly, gloomy day to all of you! The Black Saint is back to serve up some tidbits of terror to all of my growing number of acolytes. I hope you are all as miserable as can be as you read on because when you stop & think about it..I mean REALLY think about it, what the f*ck do we have to be happy about anyway?
“I Spit On Your Grave”
Anchor Bay’s … Continue reading
By Monique âThe Reaperâ Snyman
Hello all my children of darkness!Â This week Iâm in the mood to be scared, what do you all say?Â I think after my brush with the British âhorrorâ flick âPSYCHOSISâ which I reviewed on www.battleroyalewithcheese.com I earned the right to put some nasty stuff into the column, so all those horror directors can see what fear is and why we want it and thanks to Michael Adam … Continue reading
Hello to all of my favorite fiends who slavishly scour Horrornews.net for whatever rumblings The Black Saint has been hearing here, there & everywhere! I have been a little busier than usual regarding my personal life. Nothing serious..just doing a little pruning of some dead weight (and I’m not talking about trees).
But all is well in my lovely mausoleum now. The spider webs are just right, the mold is growing at a wonderfully alarming … Continue reading
Greetings to all of you foul smelling, ooze covered readers! The Black Saint is back once again this week with tidbits of Horror News for all of you (Those of you that can read) to peruse & fantasize about. I as always will try my damnest to keep tou all up to date with news that you have not heard anywhere else.
And after you’re finished reading my missive you can continue to romp about … Continue reading
Hello again all you wonderful horror-fanatics!Â This week weâll praise horror for what it is, merely because it is praise worthy, donât you think?Â In fact I feel horror could be a religion. And with every religion come basic guidelines to follow. So to those who feel horror is their religion, I decided to structure this weekâs column around a basic âreligiousâ approach.Â Now, It is necessary to understand that when you live, breathe and sometimes … Continue reading
Welcome Boils and Ghouls!
At long last I found a place where I belong! Now my sick sense of humour and my strange, frowned-upon behaviour and twisted personality can finally be appreciated to its full extentâŚ I hope.
MURDER CAN BE SO MUCH FUN
HorrorâŚ the excitement that gets fuelled by bloodcurdling screams, blood and gore, the slicing and dicing of helpless, unwilling victimsâŚ ahâŚ I cherish it. Off course that isnât the only reason … Continue reading
Hey creeps, I am out of my church of all that is unholy to bless you with some tasty tidbits of news that my acolytes have brought to me as their offerings. To keep themselves in “Bad” standing with the Saint they must provide me with these offerings. Some of them I share with you, my budding worshippers. Some of them…I keep. Let’s get started shall we?
“Preacher” in the mind of the Saint … Continue reading
This shall be one of my favorite columns so far. Mainly, because I have an interview with the director of my favorite horror film of all time, Kevin Tenney. Words cannot explain how happy I am about this. I even went on to tell him I am his biggest fan and well he now refers to me as his biggest fan, HA! Are you guys excited about the Night of the Demons remake??? I am … Continue reading