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Film Review: Coeds VS Zombie Housewives (2015)

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SYNOPSIS: Efforts to develop a new sexual enhancement formula go terribly wrong when the beautiful test subjects lapse into a trance-like state. With the Zombie Housewives wandering the neighborhood no one is safe until a trio of College Cheer Leaders rush in to save the day in this outrageous erotic comedy from the creator of Bikini Avengers. REVIEW: Well after ...

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Film Review: A Blade in the Dark (1983)

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SYNOPSIS: A musician composing the score for a horror film finds himself stalked by a mysterious killer that has some sort of connection to the movie he is working on.  REVIEW: Some people really like giallo films and some don’t. For the most part I really like them because I think that they are interesting, have some sort of mystery ...

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Film Review: Fear Clinic (2014)

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SYNOPSIS: A doctor has invented a “fear chamber,” a device used to cure people of their crippling phobias. REVIEW: Robert Englund is Dr. Andover, a scientist who, to be sure, goes against the grain. He operates the Fear Clinic, an experimental medical facility which houses his invention: the fear chamber. “Everyone is scared of something,” Englund says, and uses his ...

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Film Review: Attack Girls’ Swim Team Versus the Undead (2007)

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SYNOPSIS: The swim team of the local girls high school is getting ready for an upcoming competition. Their concentration is quickly derailed, however, when they are informed over the loudspeaker that a new virus is doing the rounds and they will all need to be vaccinated. Before long the virus has caused the school to be overrun with zombies, among ...

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Film Review: Before I Go to Sleep (2014)

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SYNOPSIS: A woman wakes up every day, remembering nothing as a result of a traumatic accident in her past. One day, new terrifying truths emerge that force her to question everyone around her. REVIEW: Within five minutes of Before I Go to Sleep starting, it sets up its stall and asks you to buy into what it’s selling. You can ...

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Film Review: Lord of Illusions (1995)

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SYNOPSIS: During a routine case in L.A., NY private investigator Harry D’Amour stumbles over members of a fanatic cult, who are waiting for the resurrection of their leader Nix. 13 years ago, Nix was calmed down by his best trainee Swann. In the meantime Swann is advanced to a popular illusionist like David Copperfield and is married to the charming ...

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Film Review: Auteur (2014)

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SYNOPSIS: On the brink of reaching the pinnacle of his film career for his latest theatrical masterpiece; Director Charlie Buckwald suddenly disappears. Taking all of the footage and leaving virtually no trace of his existence. Soon to follow are the sudden deaths of his film crew and pieces of evidence that all point to one incident on set. Intrigued by ...

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Film Review: VANish (2015)

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SYNOPSIS: Three criminals kidnap the daughter of a drug cartel boss. But their plans unravel, as problem after problem arises for them, and they start to conspire against each other. REVIEW: In the beginning of VANish, we see a man captured from a romantic–and adulterous–rendevous with a wealthy woman. Cut to two bantering low-lifes, Jack and Max, driving around in ...

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Film Review: Silver Cell (2011)

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SYNOPSIS: A Wicked, Atmospheric journey into the dark depths of the human psyche… REVIEW: Man, oh man. If you’re going to make a film where I have to learn a new vocabulary and this broad convoluted after-death system just to get through the darned thing, you could at least make it a good movie!! Silver Cell is an odd little ...

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Film Review: Hallow’s Eve (2013)

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SYNOPSIS: Years after a tragic accident leaves a young child scarred for life, the people responsible pay – with their lives. REVIEW: Bullying is bad, m’kay? And if your bullying leads to something to really terrible, the least you can do is learn from your mistake and maybe become a better person. Apparently not if you’re one of the douche ...

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Film Review: Eat the Schoolgirl (1997)

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SYNOPSIS: A young guy working for a phone sex club uses the service himself often, developing a fixation on one of the girls. His employers, a band of vicious gangsters, make home movies of their enthusiastic gang rapes; little do they know that their protégé spends his time beating off in one of the seedy rooms of their club and ...

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Film Review: Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2015)

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SYNOPSIS: Barry is a talented mechanic and family man whose life is torn apart on the eve of a zombie apocalypse. His sister, Brooke, is kidnapped by a sinister team of gas-mask wearing soldiers & experimented on by a psychotic doctor. While Brooke plans her escape Barry goes out on the road to find her & teams up with Benny, ...

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Film Review: Zombieworld (2015)

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SYNOPSIS: The world is being overrun with zombies, and a lone news reporter is trying to stay on the air long enough to report on the atrocities that are going on around the world REVIEW: I can’t say that I’ve seen too many anthology films that feature zombies in every segment. Actually, the only time I can remember seeing something ...

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Film Review: To All a Goodnight (1980)

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SYNOPSIS: A mysterious killer in a Santa Claus suit terrorizes a group of students at an all girls’ school during Christmas break.

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Film Review: The Ripper (1985)

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SYNOPSIS: hen a college professor buys a ring from an antique shop it turns out that it once belonged to the infamous Jack the Ripper and whoever wears it is possessed by his spirit, turning them into a homicidal maniac.

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Film Review: Mad Detective (2007)

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SYNOPSIS: Inspector Bun has developed a reputation for solving crimes with his clairvoyant power, which enables him to see manifestations of the different sides of an individual’s personality. His career comes to a crashing halt, however, when he inexplicably severs his ear and offers it to the chief as a retirement gift. Years later, Inspector Ho approaches Bun for help ...

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Film Review: Rot (1999)

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SYNOPSIS: Sarah has a surprise and gruesome announcement for Muzzy… she has contracted a deadly virus called the ROT which she got by sexing a dead guy from the local funeral home, and now she has passed it along to Muzzy. Slowly the two of them begin to ROT alive, spreading the insidious, flesh-melting disease to friends and foes and ...

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Film Review: Kingsman The Secret Service (2015)

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SYNOPSIS: A spy organization recruits an unrefined, but promising street kid into the agency’s ultra-competitive training program just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius. REVIEW: Director Matthew Vaughn continues to weave his magical and highly entertaining touch in his translating comic book properties from page to screen with his latest bombastic blast, Kingsman The Secret Service. ...

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Film Review: Sodomaniac (2015)

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SYNOPSIS: Sodomaniac, is a no-budget B-movie, bold in title and in comedic vision REVIEW: Looking for the next cult classic to wow your horror movie buddies with? Have no fear, Sodomaniac is here! This is director Anthony Catanese’s full-length film debut after a handful of shorts and a music video. On the movie’s Facebook page, the director says he’s a ...

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Film Review: Animal (2014)

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SYNOPSIS: When plans for a weekend vacation hit a dead end, a group of close-knit friends find themselves stranded in unfamiliar territory, pursued by a menacing, blood thirsty predator. Holed up in an isolated cabin, tensions mount as long-buried secrets are revealed. As the body count rises, the group must put their differences aside and fight for survival. REVIEW: In ...

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Film Review: Digging Up The Marrow (2015)

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Synopsis: A documentary exploring genre based monster art takes an odd turn when the filmmakers are contacted by a man who claims he can prove that monsters are indeed real. If you’re a real fan of genre film making (especially of the last 10 years or so), then the name Adam Green should be quite familiar to you. He’s the ...

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