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Film Review: Machete Kills (2013)

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The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.

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Film Review: Zombie Hunter (2013)

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Zombie Hunter” follows the vengeful HUNTER in his journey through the post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested wasteland. Killing in the name of the family he lost, he teams up with a group of survivors and face the deadly mutations that challenge their survival.

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I’m going to say this right from the start – this is a movie that should not be taken too seriously. The storyline is predictable. The characters are clichĂ©s. The dialogue … Continue reading

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Film Review: Friday the 13th: The Complete Collection [Blu-ray] (2013)

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It’s hard to believe that the ultimate Friday the 13th product has arrived. We of course have been tempted with smaller versions and combo sets. But in the same way I’ve patiently waited for a SAW bluray set to rear its ugly head, we can finally rest back and take in all things “Friday the 13th”. For starters, lets get the goods out of the way. The set contains 10 discs which … Continue reading

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Film Review: Dark Touch (2013)

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Niamh is the lone survivor of a bloody massacre after the furniture and objects in her family’s isolated house take on a monstrous life of their own. The police ignore her wild stories and the family friends and social worker that take her in try to introduce a new life. But in this psychological thriller, Niamh is unable to leave her violent past behind her, endangering everyone who crosses her path

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Film Review: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

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Jack Chandler is a private eye tracking down Samantha the runaway. In his travels, he comes across a gang of chainsaw weilding prostitutes that like to carve people up for their cult

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Director: Fred Olen Ray
Starring: Gunnar Hansen, Linnea Quigley and Jay Richardson

At one point in this film, a woman takes off all of her clothes and does a slow dance while duel wielding chainsaws, as … Continue reading

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Film Review: Space Junk 3D (2012)

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With media headlines repeatedly warning us of debris falling from the sky, orbital debris (or “space junk”) has finally risen to the forefront of social consciousness.

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Film Review: Arrombada – I Will Piss in Your Grave (2007)

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A convicted drug dealer (Vinnie Bressan) is required by a court of law senator twice elected by popular vote (Coffin Souza) to kidnap a girl (Ljana Carrion) to satisfy their lower instincts in the great company of his private physician masturbator (Gurcius Gewdner) and his father preferred sexy

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Film Review: Star Trek The Motion Picture (1979)

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“A strange cloud descends upon Klingon vessels and eradicates them with an energy bolt. The Epsilon IX space station alerts the Federation, but they too are wiped out by the entity. The starship assigned to the case is, what else, the NCC-1701. That would be the registration number for the USS Enterprise, which has been rebuilt. Thus, the entire original crew you knew from the television series returns. Although they are prepared … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Brain Eaters (1958)

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“Strange things are happening in Riverdale, Illinois. A huge, seemingly alien structure has been found jutting out of the earth. Sent to investigate the origin of the mysterious object, Senator Walter Powers discovers that parasites from the center of the earth have infiltrated the town, taking control of the authorities and workers, making communication with the outside world impossible, and leaving the responsibility of stopping the invasion up to Powers and a … Continue reading

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Film Review: Sanitarium (2013)

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An anthology film featuring three back stories of patients who have ended up in a sanitarium run by Dr. Stenson. The first film tells the story of an eccentric artist and his descent into madness. The second film tells the story about an eight year old boy and his struggles growing up being raised by his abusive father and the coping mechanisms that he employs. Finally, we are treated to a story … Continue reading

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Film Review: Devoured (2012)

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You Will Be Devoured…

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Devoured is a great psychological thriller, which makes you think about the way the world thinks about us and us about them. With that said, this movie starts out with the main character, Lourdes (Marta Milans), dead on the floor of a Manhattan restaurant. Now the fun starts as we try to figure out how she died, and why. The movie then picks back up days, weeks, … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Bates Haunting (2012)

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One year ago, Agnes Rickover attended opening night at the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride to see her best friend Lily’s dramatic debut. A horrific accident resulted in Agnes witnessing Lily’s fiery death in a spectacle gone wrong. After a year of obsessing over a murder investigation everyone else thinks is open and shut, Agnes goes to work at the Haunt in an attempt confront her trauma. Horrific events begin to claim … Continue reading

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Film Review: Blackout (1985)

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A police officer suspects that a local husband and father who has recently undergone facial surgery because of injuries received in a car accident is in reality the same man who committed a quadruple murder several years before

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Director: Douglas Hickox
Starring: Keith Carradine, Kathleen Quinlan and Richard Widmark

Blackout is an unusual film. It has many flaws, but strangely, they feel less inherent and more inflicted upon the film in … Continue reading

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Film Review: Zombie 90 Extreme Pestilence (1991)

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Two doctors are trying to stop a rampant epidemic of zombieism. They fend off zombies spilling many a gallon of blood in the process.

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The very first movie I reviewed for HorrorNews was Andreas Schnaas’ 1996 release, Goblet of Gore. I may have made some remarks hinting toward the movie not being very good, possibly mentioning poor acting, and lack of a … Continue reading

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Film Review: Curse of Chucky (2013)

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Everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed killer doll is back, and this time he is busy slicing and dicing his way through a group of people gathered together at an old mansion to mourn the loss of a family member.

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I have loved Chucky ever since I first saw Child’s Play at the theater when I was in high school way back in 1988 so when I heard rumblings about Curse of Chucky a … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Colony (2013)

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Forced underground by the next ice age, a struggling outpost of survivors must fight to preserve humanity against a threat even more savage than nature.

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I’m starting to notice that my attention span is growing shorter and shorter. I’ve watched several good films recently where I almost lost patience and shut it down. It turns out, if you stick around long enough with some, you may … Continue reading

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