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Film Review: SAW II (2005)


SYNOPSIS: Detective Eric Matthews (Donnie Wahlberg) desperately tries to catch notorious killer Jigsaw in this suspenseful sequel. Jigsaw stays true to his bloodthirsty M.O. of creating devious plans in which people are forced to kill each other. This time, he kidnaps eight supposed strangers and locks them all up in one room, and it’s up to Matthews to find the ...

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Film Review: All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)


SYNOPSIS: A group of high-schoolers invite Mandy Lane, a good girl who became quite hot over the summer, to a weekend party on a secluded ranch. While the festivities rage on, the number of revelers begins to drop quite mysteriously. REVIEW: Created in 2006, “All the Boys Love Mandy Lane” finally arrives onto bluray almost 8 years later. This horror ...

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Film Review: Cheerleader Massacre (2003)


SYNOPSIS: A bunch of cheerleaders (I guess. They’re never exactly dressed like cheerleaders. Strike one) a couple of guys and their hot-ass cheerleading coach get stranded in the mountains (I guess) and have to hole up in an abandoned (I guess) mountain cottage and wait to be massacred (don’t hold your breath.) REVIEW: β€œBased on a joke once told by ...

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Film Review: Phobia (2013)


SYNOPSIS: In 1885, a female doctor helping a group of people with their phobias becomes embroiled in a murder mystery surrounding a patient that may or may not be a vampire. REVIEW: Remember when vampires were feared more than fantasized about?Β  Though the resurgence of our fanged friends has been a welcome one amidst the relentless onslaught of zombies, slashers ...

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Film Review: The Dungeonmaster (1984)


SYNOPSIS: A demonic wizard challenges a modern-day computer programmer to a battle of technology vs. sorcery, with the programmer’s girlfriend as the prize. REVIEW: “The Dungeonmaster” bears the creation date of some of the cheesiest films in horror, 1984. You might have missed this one as its worn a few different names over the past. Listed as “Ragewar“, it’s also ...

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Film Review: Trunk (2009)


SYNOPSIS: A young waitress is kidnapped out of a parking garage and shoved into the trunk of a large automobile. She struggles for a bit before she finds out that the man who has kidnapped her has set up microphones and speakers around her. Obviously this isn’t the kidnappers first time at this. REVIEW: Director: Straw Weisman Starring: Jennifer Day ...

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Film Review: I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer (2009)


SYNOPSIS: The bullying of a young cricket player goes too far. Now 20 years later that young boy has grown up, and he is about to get revenge on the men who sent him to a hospital. REVIEW: Directed by: Doug Turner and Stacey Edmonds Starring: Jai Koutrae, Stacey Edmonds, Az Jackson, David Gambin β€œMass murder, it’s just not cricket.” ...

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Film Review: True Bloodthirst (2012)


SYNOPSIS: Set in a not-too-distant future in which a synthetic blood substitute, dispensed by the Romanian government, allows humans and vampires to potentially co-exist. REVIEW: So the premise for True Bloodthirst (previously known as Vampyre Nation) is not exactly an innovative one, but I certainly felt that it was an exciting and interesting watch – and that’s all that matters ...

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