Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: What’s worse than getting dumped? For Will, it’s finding out that his new place is haunted. Now faced with a quarter-life crisis and a house full of spirits, Will must figure out how to make things right with his ex-girlfriend AND banish the sacrifice-seeking demon residing in his house. REVIEW: I read the synopsis, and laughed. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After being bitten during a zombie outbreak, a man gains superpowers and becomes a zombified superhero. REVIEW: Review-It’s hard to do anything original with zombies these days, so I applaud the folks behind Z-ERO for giving it a shot and they succeed for the most part. While most zombie flicks are basically the same old same …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A robotic Santa Claus goes on a killing spree in a small town on Christmas Eve. REVIEW: One of the things that has always terrified me is robots. I’m not sure why (though I suspect it’s because I watched Deadly Friend when I was younger), but robots have always creeped me out and to this day …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Elvis Presley (Bruce Campbell) is an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home; seems he switched identities with an impersonator years before his “death” and then missed his chance to switch back. The King teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks he’s John F. Kennedy, and the two old …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In THE APOLOGY, twenty years after the disappearance of her daughter, recovering alcoholic Darlene Hagen (Anna Gunn) is preparing to host her family’s Christmas celebration with her best friend Gretchen (Janeane Garofalo). Late Christmas Eve, Darlene’s estranged ex-brother-in-law, Jack (Linus Roache) arrives unannounced, bearing nostalgic gifts and a heavy secret. Soon, Darlene finds herself caught between reason and ruthless instinct. …

Rate This Movie In CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS, it’s Christmas Eve and fiery record store owner Tori Tooms just wants to get drunk and party, until the robotic Santa Claus at a nearby toy store goes haywire and makes her night more than a little complicated. Santa Claus begins a rampant killing spree through the neon drenched snowscape against a backdrop of drugs, …

Rate This Movie  SYNOPSIS: In BLOOD RELATIVES, Francis, a 115-year-old Yiddish vampire, still looks 35. He’s been roaming American backroads in his beat-up muscle car for decades, keeping to himself, and liking it that way. One day, a teenage kid, Jane, shows up. She says she’s his daughter, and she’s got the fangs to prove it. They go on the road, deciding whether to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After witnessing a bizarre, traumatic incident involving a patient, Dr. Rose Cotter starts experiencing frightening occurrences that she can’t explain. Rose must confront her troubling past in order to survive and escape her horrifying new reality.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Four years after the events of Halloween Kills Laurie struggles to get her life back together as she prepares for her final showdown with Michael Myers. REVIEW: Review-I’ve always been a huge fan of the Halloween movies but will admit that there are some real stinkers in the series. I love the first one, dig the …

Rate This Movie   SYNOPSIS: Two fishermen in a Lousiana swamp encounter a mysterious creature in the water that claims the life of one of them as the remaining boater attempts to make sense of the tragedy. Later, a pair of college grad students make their way to town to investigate this supposed over-sized creature that is half-man and half-animal. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Several years after a terrible incident cost their mother and youngest sibling their lives, Rini and her siblings Toni and Bondi live with their father in flats. They believe living in flats with many people is safe, but they soon realize this might be dangerous if they don’t know their neighbors. On a night full of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Five college kids have their Thanksgiving break ruined by a homicidal turkey. REVIEW: I’ll admit I have a bit of a soft spot for independents who can pull off a film both funny, horrific and somewhat original. Killer Turkey anyone?, and just in time for Thanksgiving month. Yes its a film about a killer turkey, those …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A cannibalistic family targets employees of a restaurant that is open on Thanksgiving. REVIEW: For some reason Thanksgiving doesn’t get a whole lot of love in the world of horror movies. While there is a slew of films that take place during Christmas and Valentine’s Day, there are only a handful that are set on Thanksgiving …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Chase and Laine head to the Horror Hound festival where Laine begins to experience unexplained premonitions and disturbing visions associated with the town’s past, and in particular, local legend The Creeper. As the festival gets underway and the blood-soaked entertainment builds to a frenzy, Laine believes that something unearthly has been summoned and that for the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: We follow a serial killer and his victims as they all prepare for Christmas in their own ways. This year it doesn’t matter if you have been naughty or nice, Santa is coming to town no matter what, and he knows where you live. REVIEW: I’ll be honest, I’m super impressed that there are so many …