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Film Review: X-Cross (2007)

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SYNOPSIS: A pair of beautiful young girls (Matsush*ta Nao, Suzuki Ami) finds themselves in the fight of their lives when a trip to a hot springs resort lands them in the middle of a remote village, where bloodthirsty maniacs carry out a terrifying tradition. Based on the spine-tingling novel by Nobuyuki Joko, this fast and funny horror-thriller is directed by …

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Film Review: Trick R Treat (2008)

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SYNOPSIS: The usually boisterous traditions of Halloween turn baleful, and everyone in a small town tries to survive one night in pure hell in writer-director Michael Dougherty’s fright fest. Several stories weave together, such as a loner fending off a demented trick-or-treater’s attacks, kids uncovering a freaky secret, a school principal — who moonlights as a serial killer — poisoning …

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Film Review: The Dinner Party (2009)

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SYNOPSIS: Conflicting fates collide in this dark psychological thriller from Canberra, Australia, when an unstable woman (Lara Cox) plots an evening to remember where the invited guests of her soiree are not guaranteed to leave the table alive. Tensions mount as the true nature of the gathering becomes frighteningly clear to those at the table, and what should have been …

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Film Review: Elves (1989)

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SYNOPSIS: A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only Dan Haggerty, as the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them. REVIEW: Generally Santa …

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Film Review: Piranha 3DD (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. REVIEW: “Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina”! This dear acolytes is my nominee, actually the winner of the “Best line uttered by an actor/actress in a film” this year. And it was uttered …

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Film Review: Arachnoquake (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: An earthquake triggers a giant spider attack on the city of New Orleans. REVIEW: Written by: Paul A. Birkett & Eric Forsberg Directed by: G.E. Furst Starring: Tracey Gold, Edward Furlong, Bug Hall, Ethan Phillips QUICK FIX: A huge earthquake in New Orleans causes huge craters all over the city that, being a SyFy Saturday premiere, means those craters …

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Film Review: Solomon Kane (2009)

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SYNOPSIS: Once a mercenary of Queen Elizabeth I fighting Spainards in Africa, He met the Devil’s Reaper and discovered he was bound for hell! Barely escaping he soon renounced violence to atone for his past sins, seeking out redemption in a life of peace. That is until the followers of priest turned sorcerer Malachi kidnap a Purtian girl Meredith Crowthorn …

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Film Review: The Life and Death of a P*rno Gang (2009)

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SYNOPSIS: Young director Marko, after several unsuccessful attempts to shoot his first feature film, makes an acquaintance with a p*rn director Cane and starts making films with him, showing his anger towards the society he lives in. After the conflict with Cane he starts his own p*rn cabaret club in which the socio-political shows are frequently performed. He gathers p*rn …

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Film Review: Lizzie (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: Lizzie Allen (Amanda Baker) suffers from amnesia set on by a traumatic event during her formative years. Working with psychiatrist Dr. Fredricks (Corbin Bernsen), she struggles to uncover the mysteries of her youth and memories of her parents who dies when she was very young. When she returns to her childhood home and decides to stop taking her medication, …

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Film Review: The Manitou (1978)

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SYNOPSIS: A psychic’s girlfriend finds out that a lump on her back is a growing reincarnation of a 400 year-old demonic Native American spirit. REVIEW: Oh yeah…Now we’re talking movie greatness acolytes! What’s that you say? You’ve never even heard of this movie before? If you’re one of the few that are actually admitting to that then consider yourself drummed …

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Film Review: The Bucks County Massacre (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: “The Bucks County Massacre” was compiled from video footage found at the scene of a horrible crime. The editors would like to express their sympathies to the families of the victims. They would also like to express their gratitude to the local authorities for their involvement and cooperation on this project. The public release of “The Bucks County Massacre” …

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Film Review: Backslasher (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: A social networking slasher, with a supernatural edge and Brit-Horror chic. REVIEW: “Add me as a friend”…, a new film by director Tim Cowles takes the idea of “befriending” on one’s social media site into the realm of the classic slasher film per the title of “Backslasher”. In the interim, we are instantly greeted by social media plugged-in cutie …

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