Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “Sir James Bond is enjoying his retirement when four international agents press him into service again in hopes of smashing SMERSH and topple Le Chiffre at the baccarat tables. Bond is taken in by Agent Mimi (alias Lady Fiona McTarry) who immediately falls in love with him. Bond’s illegitimate daughter, Mata Bond, whose mother was the late …
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Film Review: Alien: Origin (2012)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A movie created from “found footage” of a lost military expedition that exposes the origins of life on earth. REVIEW: My first thought when hearing the title “Alien: Origin” from the folks over at The Asylum I assumed it would be some sort of “Prometheus” mockbuster. Instead, I just sat through a film that ran just …
Read More »Film Review: Nixon and Hogan Smoke Christmas (2010)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: It’s Christmas eve in Strangeville. The demented duo, Nixon and Hogan, have asked Santa for some sweet, sweet Yule tide weed for their favorite holiday. Unfortunately, Santa mixes up the Christmas weed with Voodoo Zombie weed and smokes himself undead! Now it’s up to our dim-witted heroes to finish Santa’s delivery route or face the end …
Read More »Film Review: Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Heather Mason and her father have been on the run, always one step ahead of dangerous forces that she doesn’t fully understand, Now on the eve of her 18th birthday, plagued by horrific nightmares and the disappearance of her father, Heather discovers she’s not who she thinks she is. The revelation leads her deeper into a …
Read More »Film Review: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Ricky is a mentally unstable young man who decides to follow in his psychotic brother’s footsteps and go on a killing spree dressed as Santa Claus. REVIEW: It’s Christmas, and one of the Martin family’s long-standing holiday traditions is to watch Silent Night, Deadly Night (and the original Black Christmas) the Saturday night before X-mas. This …
Read More »Film Review: Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When an atomic war on Mars destroys the planet’s women, it’s up to Martian Princess Marcuzan and her right-hand man Dr. Nadir to travel to earth and kidnap women for new breeding stock. Landing in Puerto Rico, they shoot down a NASA space capsule manned by an android. With his electronic brain damaged, the android terrorizes …
Read More »Film Review: Bonehill Road (2017)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Bonehill Road is an homage to classic monster films like The Howling and An American Werewolf In London. In some ways, it is a throwback to the films we grew up with… the real horror movies that we all love so much, and in another way it is a modern horror flick that uses old school …
Read More »Film Review: Trench 11 (2017)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the final days of WWI a shell-shocked tunneller must lead an Allied team into a hidden German base…100 hundred feet below the trenches. The Germans have lost control of a highly contagious biological weapon that turns its victims into deranged killers. The Allies find themselves trapped underground with hordes of the infected, a rapidly spreading …
Read More »Film Review: High Voltage (2018)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After a lightning strike kills the lead singer of a band, she is resurrected with electrifying special abilities. REVIEW: An electric horror/music movie, “High Voltage” is a 2018 movie directed by Alex Keledjian (originally titled “Hollow Body”). The film features the talents of David Arquette, Luke Wilson and Allie Gonino. for all intensive purposes “High voltage …
Read More »Film Review: The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “The machine army continues to drill towards Zion. Within hours, they will overrun the population of the Zionites and lay extinction to human kind. Meanwhile, Neo is held captive by the Merovingian at the train station. Trinity and Morpheus set out on a journey to release him from a mysterious train operator. Also, Smith resumes his quest …
Read More »Film Review: Le Necrophile (2004)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A story of a very ordinary man who just happens to be necrophile. (He is also like to eat cockroaches.) Problems begins when his pretty orphan cousin came to live with him… REVIEW: Here’s something funny I’ve noticed about necrophilia – it seems that at least half of the movies dealing with this taboo subject are warm, …
Read More »Film Review: White Rabbit (2014)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After a tormented youth is bullied in school he begins to have hallucinations and reflections about the rabbit his father forced him to kill on a hunting expedition. Will Harlon be able to cope with the prophetic voices in his head or will he succumb to his inner demons? REVIEW: Directed By: Tim McCann Starring: Britt …
Read More »Film Review: Belcebu: Tomame, soy tu Puta del Infierno (2005)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Belcebu, legendary rock star, builds up his drug empire until the Devil offers him eternal life. REVIEW: Made in Spain and distributed by Troma Team Video worldwide, Belcebu: Tomame, soy tu Puta del Infierno (translated to Belcebu: Take me, I’m Your Whore From Hell, which is certainly an interesting title) very much fits the mold for something …
Read More »Film Review: Guinea Pig 5: Android of Notre Dame (1989) – CAT III
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: By the time of Android of Notre Dame, the fifth installment in the Guinea Pig Series, any mondo factualization of the fictional has disappeared. Instead, we have a typical cyberpunk narrative as if focalized through the fevered imagination of Manfred Clynes who posited in the 1960s that the body would become redundant at the interface of …
Read More »Film Review: Freeway (1988)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A deeply-disturbed priest goes on a murderous night-time rampage across America’s highways.
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