Bad Movies

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Lovely and resourceful Daria and Tisa escape a space gulag only to crash land on a nearby world where a guy in tight pants named Zed is playing The Most Dangerous Game. Zed turns the girls and another guest loose in his jungle preserve to serve as the prey in a mad hunt. Armed only with …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Genetically mutated bats escape and it’s up to a bat expert and the local sheriff to stop them. REVIEW: Today’s movie brings us back to the late ‘90s, where a bunch of films hit the cinemas centering on killer animals. Sometimes these animals were genetically altered by scientists, making them smarter and more aggressive (Deep Blue …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: With instructions from her genius son’s carefully crafted notebook, a single mother sets out to rescue a young girl from the hands of her abusive stepfather. REVIEW: It’s rare that I get to review a fairly recent film (in this case, made within the last 5 -10 years), and even rarer when it has a cast …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In 1994, a young couple enters the world of the music industry, and subsequently the world of drugs. REVIEW: I’m sure a lot of you remember Cannon Films, and for those of you who don’t, you missed out on quite a bit of fun. Until it finally closed down in ’94, Cannon pumped out a lot …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The Agency’s computer database is compromised by a powerful criminal named “The Warrior”. Now, with the list of all the undercover agents’ identities in hand, he is going after them, one by one. REVIEW: There was once a director that many a teenaged boy in the 1990s with a penchant for staying up late at nights …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of teens trapped on an island, and are haunted by a demon hidden inside a pinata. REVIEW: When I saw the title of this particular movie, I was a bit curious because I had never heard of it. I decided to look it up. When I saw that it was actually the film Pinata: …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A tough, slobby, honest cop tries to simultaneously take down heroin dealers and a corrupt businessman who murdered a burglar, even if it costs him his life. This obscure film became infamous after Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988) riffed on it. REVIEW: This particular descent into badness holds not only the distinction of being on one …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A nomad mercenary on a high-tech motorcycle helps bring about the downfall of the evil Orwellian government, the Omega. REVIEW: Italian filmmakers in the ‘70s and ‘80s became infamous for cranking out films that were rip-offs of other more popular flicks. This is actually fairly well known. As soon as a genre became popular, they were …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “On the tropical island of Wongo, a tribe of beautiful women discover that the other side of the island is inhabited by a tribe of handsome men. They also discover that a tribe of evil ape men live on the island, too, and the ape men are planning a raid on the tribe in order to capture …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Hercules (Schwarzenegger) is sent to Earth where he finds true love and starts a promising career in the bodybuilder business. REVIEW: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s career in Hollywood is a unique one. He went from a body builder who was laughed at when he said he wanted to go into acting to be one of the biggest action …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An evil ninja attempts to avenge his death from beyond the grave, by possessing an innocent woman’s body. REVIEW: For those too young to remember, ninjas were incredibly popular during the 1980s to the point that one could say media was oversaturated with them. They were showing up in comic books, toy lines, television shows, and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In a post-apocalyptic world, She aids two brothers’ quest to rescue their kidnapped sister. Along the way, they battle weird creatures before standing against the odds to defeat the evil Norks. REVIEW: The movie She takes place in a post-apocalyptic future where mankind seems to have regressed to a quasi-medieval existence. While some modern apparel and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A secret society, the Delta Knights, attempts to save a medieval society from the evil over-lady. REVIEW: Well, two out of three movies I was asked to review this time around ended up having been featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Pod People’s episode has gone down as one of the classic episodes of that beloved …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young boy in the woods discovers a lovable alien…or is it? REVIEW: I had never heard of Extra-Terrestrial Visitors before I was asked to review it, so out of curiosity, I looked it up. When I saw a still shot from the film I immediately began to have this feeling of dread because I had …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died. It’s not known what caused the flying menace to attack. Two people managed to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? REVIEW: We often flock to the ridiculous and the absurd (pun intended). In some cases these films go on …