Esoterror Sinema Column

The Weird and wonderful views of cult, horror and mainstream media laced with a nice helping of twisted - presented and written by Necromagickal

Esoterror Sinema: The Good Sisters

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Since the classic film Haxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages, cinema has been bewitched with the various guises of the occult within its frames. Yet with typical Hollywood foible, the representation of the esoteric in cinema is cursed within blasphemous misrepresentation. Most of what is illustrated on screen as actual witches or practicing magickal formula is far strayed off of its already crooked path. Although experience of metaphysical phenomena is subjective, just what … Continue reading

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Esoterror Sinema: Brothel of 1000 Corpses

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Bring the booze, drugs, and the condoms because the chicks are in position and waiting for you! It’s party time in the back room of the mortuary and you’re about to experience a sure thing! And in these trying economical times, you can even save money on the amount of booze and drugs you purchase.

These dates are not just lightweights; they are easy and willing, although that wet p*ssy just may … Continue reading

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Esoterror Sinema: Satan had black circle jerk in Dark Chamber

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When I came upon the DVD Dark Chamber, not literally of course even though the cover did make my “crotchal” area stir, my hopes rose to a nice lumpy spot in my pants. Yeah that’s right, you know what Willis is talking about!

Judging a book by its cover, which is what I usually do because I am vain, judgmental, narrow minded, and have the attention span of a twelve year old … Continue reading

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Esoterror Sinema: Belcebu, Satan and chick on a stick

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I hate the terms “rock and roll” and “heavy metal” but apparently sentient humans need to prescribe labels to identify concepts. Welcome to interpersonal communications 101. The occult and old Scratch has been associated with these two genres of music for as long the various lobes and hemispheres of the human brain have been able to project insecurities and fears onto other existential concepts. Did I mention that the human race is … Continue reading

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Esoterror Sinema: Would you get ‘Nude for Satan’?

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This edition of Esoterror Sinema shall discuss the 1974 Italian sexploitation not so classic film Nude For Satan, or Nuda Per Satana if you prefer to sound out something more crème filled cannoli sexy. That’s not an Alfredo sauce stain on my crotch either by the way!

Let’s begin with the basics. Nuda Per Satana originally played in theaters to about a total of 500 people because the rest of Italy was … Continue reading

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Esoterror Sinema: The Occult Cinema of H.P LoveCraft

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As the stars align in weird conglomerations, this edition of Esoterror Sinema shall stick the blade of cinematic bullsh*t into the subject of occultism within the films adapted from the works of Howard Phillips Lovecraft. The literary genius of H.P. Lovecraft is well known to anyone with even the most infantile understanding of the origins of horror and understands his name does not represent the joys of knitting and scrapbooking.

The … Continue reading

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