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Cadaverotica is our underground section for Horror Erotica and Related news, reviews and views – hosted by Necromagickal you can expect some pretty bizarre stuff!

Cadaverotica: This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody

Posted on 08/16/2011 by NecroMagickal

Greetings my perverted horror fans! The psychiatric hospital signed my release forms stating that my “issues” are untreatable and I might as well get used to the shiny unicorns, gun slinging Jewbots, and anemic Nazi prostitutes drinking all my booze in the living room. Yet with all the medication, curiously placed electrodes, and cold silver speculums probing unnatural places I can still relate to Neil Patrick Harris when he once said: “Every time I see… More

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Cadaverotica: The Texas Vibrator Massacre

Posted on 08/09/2011 by HorrorNews.net

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is unquestionably one of the classic films from the horror genre. What could be better than an inbred boondocks retard running around with a chainsaw making chili? What can be said of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and its character of Leatherface that has not already been captured in the words and emotions of every horror fanatic globally? Nothing, it’s all been said to death so let’s move on.

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Cadaverotica: This Ain’t The Munsters

Posted on 08/06/2011 by NecroMagickal

Whenever I would watch the Munsters on television I always had so many questions vexing my inquiring mind. Did Herman have bolts for balls? Did the streaked drapes of Lily’s hair match her carpet? Did Eddy lick his own balls and prefer to hump doggie style? I would always sit there, seduced by the glowing black and white of the television screen as Herman and Lily would exchange their dialogue amongst the webs and dust.… More

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Cadaverotica: My Ass is Haunted

Posted on 07/15/2010 by NecroMagickal

Intestinal disorders can be a frightening experience, especially if you have eaten corn. The cacophony of audible gaseous discharge without the proper buffer zone can certainly kill any chance at getting laid. Unless you can light a fire in the bathroom before the chick can use it, it’s hard to look cool like Fonzie when she goes in to piss out the drinks you are dosing her with, I mean kindly offering her and she… More

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