Author Archives: Tom OBrien

Film Review: Snow White: A Deadly Summer (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: A troubled teenage girl finds herself in a web of lies and deceit when her stepmother attempts to murder her by sending her to a discipline camp. REVIEW: chick named snow white gets into trouble while Eric Roberts and a Brady ship her off to a camp for terrible acting along with 7 other awkward youths. I think that’s what this story was about. Well what I said was closer to the original ‘Snow … Continue reading

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Film Review: Dorm of The Dead (2012)

Dorm of The Dead (2012)

SYNOPSIS: At Arkham University, campus bitches Clare and Julie have a score to settle with goth chicks Sarah and Allison. And when Amy accidentally unleashes a campus zombie epidemic, Clare picks Sarah as the perfect candidate to join the walking dead! But things have a way of backfiring. . .don’t they? So don’t be surprised if Clare and Julie wind up on tonight’s menu! REVIEW: In an attempt to make an ‘of the dead’ sequel, … Continue reading

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Film Review: Deadly Detour: The Goat Man Murders (2011)

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SYNOPSIS: It’s a ride you’ll never forget…really. REVIEW: If a fat guy takes a sh*t in the woods does he wipe his ass? This movie wins points for the most excrement I have seen in a long time. The puke per minute quota is off the charts. So it starts off with a couple trying to make out in the car as a bloody chick comes running up getting blood all over the car and … Continue reading

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Film Review: Burlesque Massacre (2011)

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SYNOPSIS: Crystal is the lead dancer in her own Burlesque show, but she has other plans for her troupe on this tour. While visiting Crystal’s brother, the Burlesque girls start to be picked off one by one, and its anyone’s guess who will survive. REVIEW: If you picked up the DVD box and read the title then you expect something (I am no different) and Burlesque Massacre delivers! That delivery includes tits and gore, boobs … Continue reading

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Film Review: Cold Creepy Feeling (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: A young couple, Lisa Younger and Jared Vandenberg, escape the Los Angeles rat race for the quiet life in Joshua Tree, California but paranormal visions and voices quickly turn the house of their dreams into a house of nightmares. They enlist the help of a spiritualist, Alex Damiano, to help exorcise the premises but this only awakens and angers the demonic presence that lurks within. When the town Sherriff, Dennis Woodruff, becomes involved, he … Continue reading

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