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Si Barnes

Ever since his older brothers tricked him into watching films that induced nights, weeks or months of bad dreams, Si has loved watching scary films. Over the years, the nightmares have become less frequent whereas his passion for the spooky has only grown stronger. When he’s not watching horror films, he can be found teaching music to children or writing about food on his blog: http://howcanyoueatthatcrap.tumblr.com.

Film Review: Afterdeath (2015)

Rate This Movie SUMMARY: Five young people wake up dead. Washed up by the tide they scramble to an abandoned beach house, soon realising that the perpetual night and blasts of pain suggest this is some version of hell. Between in-fighting and attacks by a demonic shadow creature, they recall the collapse of the nightclub that brought them here – …

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Film Review: Bloody Knuckles (2014)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Travis is an underground comic book artist with a penchant for the obscene. When one of his comics insults a Chinatown crime boss, the gangster punishes Travis by removing his drawing hand. A daunted Travis retreats into a life of alcoholic misery. That is, until his hand returns from the grave… REVIEW: I think it’s fair …

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Film Review: Wolf Warrior (2015)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A Chinese special force soldier with extraordinary marksmanship is confronted by a group of deadly foreign mercenaries who are hired to assassinate him by a vicious drug lord. REVIEW: Titles can be incredibly confusing things as they conjure up all kinds of mental images that lead to films either living up to expectation, surpassing them or …

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Film Review: Metamorphosis (1990)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Dr. Peter Houseman is a brilliant geneticist who is working on a serum which will stop human aging, but his colleagues don’t believe in his work. When his university funding is threatened by his skeptical benefactors, the doctor takes a desperate measure to justify his work. He administers the serum to himself, but the results are unexpected …

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Film Review: Tentacles (1977)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: A mutated giant octopus wreaks havoc on a California seaside community. REVIEW: A nightmare begins for the small, coastal town of Ocean Beach when a baby disappears and a sailor washes up, stripped of his flesh. Something is lurking in those murky waters and it appears to have something to do with the digging of a deep …

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