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Video Madness: Beheaded Snake Attacks

Welcome back everyone. I hope you all enjoyed your weekend. We’re going to start the week off with something that scares the creeping f*ck of your good Professor; Snakes. If your like me, than you find these soulless creatures to be no less than tools of the Dark Lord himself and their general evilness gets under your skin like a rogue splinter. Lets look at the facts: They have fangs. This makes them scarier than … Continue reading

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Video Madness: The Cramps – The Way I Walk (State Mental Hospital)

All right, that’s enough talking. Put your books away, you won’t need them today.No. Today’s a fun day. It’s music time! But this ain’t your mama’s boring music class. This is Professor Fiendy’s Music Room 138 and I won’t be making anyone sing rounds of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”This will have to fall into the “Strange” category, as I don’t know how horrifying it is. It’s bizarre, to be sure, but definitely not terrifying. … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Friday the 13th in 7 Minutes

Ok children. As you are all aware, today is Thanksgiving and you shouldn’t actually be in class. I apologize for this misunderstanding. Your Professor had a nice Thanksgiving themed lesson prepared for today, but it didn’t exactly work out. So, like you, he now wants to get out of here as soon as possible – not before we give thanks and get to some madness however. Today, I would like to take this opportunity to … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Giant Centipede and the Mouse

Ok children; take out your safety pencils and a circle of paper. Today’s lesson is for all you entomology geeks out there. We’ll be talking about Centipedes. The standard repository for all Internet based information (read: Wikipedia) has this to say about centipedes. “Centipedes (from Latin prefix centi-, “hundred”, and Greek ποδός podos, “foot”) are arthropods belonging to the class Chilopoda and the Subphylum Myriapoda. They are elongated metameric animals with one pair of legs … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Marvel Zombies

Ok class, today I have a homespun treat. It’s a submission I just received from an FX artist friend of mine and certified class clown, Dave Brooke. It’s a short, fan made trailer for “Marvel Zombies” created by his cohorts Scotty Fields and Jim Ojala. I believe I’ve met Scotty before, however it was at a costume party where he was donning the Hulk suit from this short. So I couldn’t pick him out of … Continue reading

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Video Madness: CottonMouth

All right children, lets cut the chatter. We’ve got a nice filmstrip planned for today.Take notes here kids, for today’s lesson is a submission I received from everyone’s favorite mistress of the night,’s very own Dai. Don’t be afraid to take a page out of her book and do the same. This little number is a short film entitled “Cottonmouth” directed by Christopher P. Garetano. It’s based on a tale woven by former Fangoria … Continue reading

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