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Video Madness: Misfits

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Here’s a Misfits video. It’s got some crazy horror clips in it.

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Video Madness: HBO – Reflection of the Past

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Welcome one and all to Video Madness. For those of you who don’t know, I’m Professor Fiendy and I scour the Internet looking for cool sh*t to entertain you with while you peruse all the goodness Horrornews.net has to offer. Since the news updates are daily, I try to do this daily as well so you have something quick and fun to watch while you do it. I also take suggestions. I primarily use YouTube. … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Predator Rap

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Welcome to 2009, the year that will own your ass. Yeah, that right, kids. We’re all gonna get the short end of the business end on this one. With that in mind, let’s kick it off the way it should be – in style – by opening the door to Music Rm. 138, my favorite subject room next to Foolish Rm. 541. I love music. You should too. If you don’t have music in your … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Indian Thriller or “Kella”?

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Welcome back everyone. It’s the first full week of the New Year. You’re all back at work, fighting to make ends meet and generally being pissed off. Perhaps you’re not, and if so, I feel truly happy for those that have found happiness in their work. Granted, I love doing this column, but it’s definitely not my work, and I have to do sh*t I don’t enjoy just like everyone else to get a table … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Worst Movie Scenes Ever!

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Well, that just about wraps it up for 2008, kids. 2009 is breathing down our necks; it’s voice thick with innuendo and promises for the New Year. Yeah, I remember hearing all those sweet nothings from 2008 – and guess what, she didn’t f*cking deliver. So, perhaps my skepticism for 2009 is rightly justified. Who knows? I hope you’ve all had fun here in the Fiendatory this year. It has been my pleasure to entertain, … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Scary Santa SlideShow

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Merry Christmas, children. I hope Santa was better to you this year than he was to your Professor. Between losing his tenure and an impending sexual harassment lawsuit with statutory implications, it hasn’t been a good Christmas season for dear old Fiendy. I’ve managed to persevere – well at least enough to deliver a new column – something that’s been difficult in the days leading up to this joyous holiday. Ah, Christmas – it’s a … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Creepy Adventures of Mark Twain

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Well hello there, children. Today we’re going to go back into that big bag of strange I like to pull sh*t out of every once and a while. There are certainly some horrific overtones, but bizarre is the primary adjective at play here. This is a little segment from a movie you just might have seen in your younger years called “The Adventures of Mark Twain.” If this looks familiar it’s probably because you’ve definitely … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Scary Painting – Eyes Move

Video Madness: Scary Painting – Eyes Move

Found this today online, the details documented below: “During our investigation of a haunting painting that was posted on GhostGirI’s channel, we documented a Rapid Eye Movement event. This painting, a mourning portrait, or Ars Moriendi, or Memento Mori, part of a centuries old tradition of painting the deceased, depicts a young girl as she appeared in life. The spontaneous movement of pigment on canvas or in photographs is difficult to document, and usually involves … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Gnomes

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Up yours, children! Sorry for that outburst, I just felt like I needed to change it up a bit. Seymour Skinner seemed like a good candidate to do that with. Moving on, here we are, it’s Wednesday, and we got some more work scheduled for Urban Legends. Let’s get right to it. Gnomes are weird. What is a gnome, exactly? Why does their name feature a silent “G.” There aren’t really any famous gnomes, to … Continue reading

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Video Madness: 3 Men, A Baby and a Ghost

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Morning kids. Let’s all take out our pencils and continue the week’s lesson on Urban Legends. Today’s madness is a legend I’m sure you’ll all heard in the past. If you haven’t, then well, I can’t even imagine the string of circumstances that has led to you never hearing about this. Needless to say, that string has also led you to not surfing horrornews.net either, so I’m essentially talking to no one right now. Irregardless, … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Gloomy Sunday

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Welcome back everyone. I trust you all got as hopelessly drunk as your Professor did this weekend. Something has to make the pain of the week go away, right? Well, that’s probably a lesson for another day, and perhaps another, more proper Professor. Last week we had a bit of a reprieve. We took a look at some ridiculous and silly videos to help us recover from the previous week’s tunneling into phobias. Well, this … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Super VIII

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Hello everyone. Today is another day. I trust you had no troubles sleeping these last few nights, well, unless you have a problem with grave robbing, necrophilia, slightly effeminate horror icons, or foolishness. If that case, then today’s madness is sure to give you nightmares. Not at all necro-erotic, or particularly disrespectful to the dead, today’s madness is however chock full of all that fantastic foolishness that makes you notice just how foolish the inherent … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Monster Parties

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Welcome back, children. Last week was a truly terrifying one, filled with phobias and madness plucked lovingly from the bowels of the human psyche. This week we’re going to take it easy and relax a bit – with some comedy. Yes, yes. I know. “But Professor Fiendy, your suppose to show us crazy videos of cows eating tigers, and rich men hunting hobos with harpoons.” Well, while this is true, it’s not the whole truth … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Freddy Krueger – Sex Offender

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Morning everyone. Let’s get right to it. Today’s Madness comes from the website funnyordie.com, where many of you may have seen Will Ferrell getting a stern talking to from a small landlord or roughing up hybrid owners. Either way, this is a pretty silly little skit involving everyone’s favorite dream demon, Freddy Kruegur. In it, Freddy must alert local residents of his status and an offender. Sadly, the clip makes no references him being a … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Scary Dancing Clown

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All right – Tina stop showing so much cleavage and Ricky, spit out that gum – it’s time to get serious; serious like a clown. Which is what we’ll be discussing today. Yesterday, I featured a body-less snake lashing out despite it’s being dead. It was scary – particularly if you’re afraid of snakes, which I am. However, this fear may seem a bit unfounded and wildly ridiculous to the rest of that world. So … Continue reading

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Video Madness: The Goddess Bunny

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All right children, no jokes. Not today. Nope. Today, we’re not f*cking around. This clip was a submission of sorts from everyone’s favorite brutally honest critic, Horrornews.net’s very own Mikey Rots. Mr. Rots showed me this video a few months ago and it has been sitting in the back of my head like a tumor, simply waiting for the right moment to get featured. He sent me the link the other day, like I forgot … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Beheaded Snake Attacks

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Welcome back everyone. I hope you all enjoyed your weekend. We’re going to start the week off with something that scares the creeping f*ck of your good Professor; Snakes. If your like me, than you find these soulless creatures to be no less than tools of the Dark Lord himself and their general evilness gets under your skin like a rogue splinter. Lets look at the facts: They have fangs. This makes them scarier than … Continue reading

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Video Madness: The Cramps – The Way I Walk (State Mental Hospital)

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All right, that’s enough talking. Put your books away, you won’t need them today.No. Today’s a fun day. It’s music time! But this ain’t your mama’s boring music class. This is Professor Fiendy’s Music Room 138 and I won’t be making anyone sing rounds of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”This will have to fall into the “Strange” category, as I don’t know how horrifying it is. It’s bizarre, to be sure, but definitely not terrifying. … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Friday the 13th in 7 Minutes

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Ok children. As you are all aware, today is Thanksgiving and you shouldn’t actually be in class. I apologize for this misunderstanding. Your Professor had a nice Thanksgiving themed lesson prepared for today, but it didn’t exactly work out. So, like you, he now wants to get out of here as soon as possible – not before we give thanks and get to some madness however. Today, I would like to take this opportunity to … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Giant Centipede and the Mouse

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Ok children; take out your safety pencils and a circle of paper. Today’s lesson is for all you entomology geeks out there. We’ll be talking about Centipedes. The standard repository for all Internet based information (read: Wikipedia) has this to say about centipedes. “Centipedes (from Latin prefix centi-, “hundred”, and Greek ποδός podos, “foot”) are arthropods belonging to the class Chilopoda and the Subphylum Myriapoda. They are elongated metameric animals with one pair of legs … Continue reading

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Video Madness: Marvel Zombies

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Ok class, today I have a homespun treat. It’s a submission I just received from an FX artist friend of mine and certified class clown, Dave Brooke. It’s a short, fan made trailer for “Marvel Zombies” created by his cohorts Scotty Fields and Jim Ojala. I believe I’ve met Scotty before, however it was at a costume party where he was donning the Hulk suit from this short. So I couldn’t pick him out of … Continue reading

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