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Video Madness: Scary Santa SlideShow

Merry Christmas, children. I hope Santa was better to you this year than he was to your Professor. Between losing his tenure and an impending sexual harassment lawsuit with statutory implications, it hasn’t been a good Christmas season for dear old Fiendy. I’ve managed to persevere – well at least enough to deliver a new column – something that’s been ...

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Video Madness: Scary Painting – Eyes Move

Video Madness: Scary Painting – Eyes Move

Found this today online, the details documented below: “During our investigation of a haunting painting that was posted on GhostGirI’s channel, we documented a Rapid Eye Movement event. This painting, a mourning portrait, or Ars Moriendi, or Memento Mori, part of a centuries old tradition of painting the deceased, depicts a young girl as she appeared in life. The spontaneous ...

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Video Madness: Gnomes

Up yours, children! Sorry for that outburst, I just felt like I needed to change it up a bit. Seymour Skinner seemed like a good candidate to do that with. Moving on, here we are, it’s Wednesday, and we got some more work scheduled for Urban Legends. Let’s get right to it. Gnomes are weird. What is a gnome, exactly? ...

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Video Madness: Gloomy Sunday

Welcome back everyone. I trust you all got as hopelessly drunk as your Professor did this weekend. Something has to make the pain of the week go away, right? Well, that’s probably a lesson for another day, and perhaps another, more proper Professor. Last week we had a bit of a reprieve. We took a look at some ridiculous and ...

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Video Madness: Super VIII

Hello everyone. Today is another day. I trust you had no troubles sleeping these last few nights, well, unless you have a problem with grave robbing, necrophilia, slightly effeminate horror icons, or foolishness. If that case, then today’s madness is sure to give you nightmares. Not at all necro-erotic, or particularly disrespectful to the dead, today’s madness is however chock ...

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Video Madness: Monster Parties

Welcome back, children. Last week was a truly terrifying one, filled with phobias and madness plucked lovingly from the bowels of the human psyche. This week we’re going to take it easy and relax a bit – with some comedy. Yes, yes. I know. “But Professor Fiendy, your suppose to show us crazy videos of cows eating tigers, and rich ...

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Video Madness: Freddy Krueger – Sex Offender

Morning everyone. Let’s get right to it. Today’s Madness comes from the website funnyordie.com, where many of you may have seen Will Ferrell getting a stern talking to from a small landlord or roughing up hybrid owners. Either way, this is a pretty silly little skit involving everyone’s favorite dream demon, Freddy Kruegur. In it, Freddy must alert local residents ...

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Video Madness: Scary Dancing Clown

All right – Tina stop showing so much cleavage and Ricky, spit out that gum – it’s time to get serious; serious like a clown. Which is what we’ll be discussing today. Yesterday, I featured a body-less snake lashing out despite it’s being dead. It was scary – particularly if you’re afraid of snakes, which I am. However, this fear ...

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Video Madness: The Goddess Bunny

All right children, no jokes. Not today. Nope. Today, we’re not f*cking around. This clip was a submission of sorts from everyone’s favorite brutally honest critic, Horrornews.net’s very own Mikey Rots. Mr. Rots showed me this video a few months ago and it has been sitting in the back of my head like a tumor, simply waiting for the right ...

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Video Madness: The Cramps – The Way I Walk (State Mental Hospital)

All right, that’s enough talking. Put your books away, you won’t need them today.No. Today’s a fun day. It’s music time! But this ain’t your mama’s boring music class. This is Professor Fiendy’s Music Room 138 and I won’t be making anyone sing rounds of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”This will have to fall into the “Strange” category, as I ...

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Video Madness: Giant Centipede and the Mouse

Ok children; take out your safety pencils and a circle of paper. Today’s lesson is for all you entomology geeks out there. We’ll be talking about Centipedes. The standard repository for all Internet based information (read: Wikipedia) has this to say about centipedes. “Centipedes (from Latin prefix centi-, “hundred”, and Greek ποδός podos, “foot”) are arthropods belonging to the class ...

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Video Madness: Marvel Zombies

Ok class, today I have a homespun treat. It’s a submission I just received from an FX artist friend of mine and certified class clown, Dave Brooke. It’s a short, fan made trailer for “Marvel Zombies” created by his cohorts Scotty Fields and Jim Ojala. I believe I’ve met Scotty before, however it was at a costume party where he ...

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