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Film Review: Mourning Wood (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: Four friends are in an epic struggle to put together a film for a short film festival. Making films is quite hard work and things get even more difficult for the group when local mad scientist Jacob Pendelton’s new product causes what could only be describe as a zombie holocaust. These zombies however are quite different since they spread their disease by ejaculation….Oh did I mention that Pendelton’s product is called “shampube”….yes this is … Continue reading

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Film Review: Moon (2009)

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SYNOPSIS: Earth has found a new way to solve the energy crisis; funny thing is that it was above us all along. Helium-3 is the new source of energy and it is found inside of rocks on the far side of the moon. Lunar Industries is leading the way bringing this clean energy to the planet and every three years a new worker is sent to the space station to supervise and make sure that … Continue reading

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Film Review: Color Me Blood Red (1965)

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SYNOPSIS: Adam Sorg is a mildly successful artist; I mean he has a nice house on the beach and a pretty gal. Adam is upset though because a local art critic has informed him that his work lacks true color. Adam’s found that color however, and wait till you see what he paints with now.. REVIEW: Directed by: Herschell Gordon Lewis Starring: Gordon Oas-Heim (as Don Joseph), Candi Conder, Elyn Warner, James Jackel and Scott … Continue reading

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Film Review: Brainstorm (1983)

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SYNOPSIS: Michael and Lillian have just discovered a new scientific breakthrough that could change the meaning of the word communication. The two have designed a prototype machine which actually records everything that a person is going through and allows another person to play back that persons experience and feel as if they are going through it themselves. Their prototype is a success and conviently Michael is forced to work with his ex wife Karen who … Continue reading

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Film Review: Murder Syndrome (1981)

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SYNOPSIS: Michael is a successful actor who is currently playing a killer in his new movie; he goes for a weekend visit with his girlfriend Deborah to his mother’s house. Deborah has no idea what she is in for and to say the least the creepy “butler” Oliver is only a glimpse of what is to come. Deborah has no idea about Michael’s past, mainly the fact that as a boy Michael stabbed and killed … Continue reading

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Film Review: Firestarter (1984)

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SYNOPSIS: A father and daughter are on the run from the government, the duo isn’t in trouble for tax evasion though…you see Andy and Charlie are special. Due to experiments conducted on Andy during his college days he is now a telekinetic, Charlie his daughter is more dangerous however since she is a pyrokinetic. The government wants to capture the duo in order to contain their threat or use them as a weapon (see even … Continue reading

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Film Review: Ghost Town (1988)

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SYNOPSIS: Young bride to be Kate Barrett is kidnapped off of a desert road. It is up to Deputy Langley, a cop who would rather have target practice while listening to his “heavy metal hearing aid” than actual police work, to find the young woman. Once Langley tracks down Kate however he learns about just who kidnapped her and the two find themselves stuck in literally in the past. Time is running out for Kate … Continue reading

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Film Review: Dream Demon (1988)

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SYNOPSIS: Diana is a young bride to be who is about to marry a successful military man, one would think that she has her young life all figured out. Diana’s night time world however is plagued with horrible and violent dreams that only seem to get worse when she meets an American named Jenny. As the two begin to develop a friendship young Diana’s nightmares start to become a reality in the waking world. The … Continue reading

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Film Review: Evil in the Woods (1986)

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SYNOPSIS: A young boy checks out a book titled Evil in the Woods from his local library.  He immediately takes the book home and begins to read it and is soon sucked into a strange world set in Mildew Georgia.  The book describes the plight of a group of low budget film makers who start to make their newest schlock piece in a woods that is occupied by not only an evil witch but also … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Stepfather (2009)

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SYNOPSIS: A young man named Michael returns home from military school to find that his mother has a new fiancĂ© named David. David seems to be a good man and delivers on a lot of the promises he makes to Michael, but soon the edges begin to fray and stories just don’t seem to add up. Is David really the good me he presents himself to be? REVIEW: Director: Nelson McCormick Starring: Dylan Walsh, Sela … Continue reading

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Film Review: I Drink Your Blood (1971)

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SYNOPSIS:A group of Satanic hippies decide to hole up in a small town. It isn’t long before residents take notice of the group and their deviant behavior. A young boy decides to get revenge on the group the best way that he knows how, by feeding them rabies injected meat pies.  REVIEW:Directed by: David Durston Year: 1971 Starring: Bhaskar, Jadine Wong, Ronda Fultz, Arlene Farber, George Patterson, Riley Mills, John McCook, Alex Mann  “Let it be known, sons and daughters, … Continue reading

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Everything I learned about dating I learned from renting horror films

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There are many lessons a person must learn in life, and there are various ways that one can go about doing it. One of the hardest lessons for some to learn is that ability to meet and actually get to know that special someone that they just might be able to spend the rest of their life with. There are many ways for people around the world to do just that, yet most simply rely on the … Continue reading

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Film Review: Summer Camp Nightmare (1987)

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SYNOPSIS: Ah the 1980’s summer camp. For some of us reading this can bring up some great memories of campfires and ghost stories. It could also bring back memories of panty raids and shaving cream wars. It can bring up memories of lost love and stolen kisses at the summer dance. In Donald “Duck” Poultry’s case it’s none of the above. Not only is Donald somewhat of a social outcast (he’s an electrical genius going … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Curse (1987)

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SYNOPSIS: Nathan is a struggling farmer in a small community in Tennessee. When Nathan isn’t worrying about his wife Francis cheating on him or his crop he finds time to deal with Francis’s two children he is raising as his own. Nathan believes in good old fashion Christian values and wants his family to have the same beliefs that he does. It doesn’t help Nathan that the local city council member Charlie Davidison is trying … Continue reading

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Film Review: Terror on Tour (1980)

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SYNOPSIS:  We are travelling back in time ladies and gentlemen to the 1980’s, not the entire decade mind you just the year and what a strange time it was. We are transported to a club that a band called The Clowns calls home sweet home. The Clowns are a wonderful example of a band from this era, big hair, makeup and a hyper violent stage show where women are literally torn apart! The band of … Continue reading

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